Short Stories

Five Hagreeves- Adam Sandler

Main character- Will Mintz(male oc)

Fandom Character(s)- Five Hargreeves, Reginald Hargreeves

Setting- Apocalypse, Year and season unknown

Point of View- Third Person

I do not own any songs, books, or movies mentioned in this short story. They all belong to their respective owner.

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Will and Five meet in the apocalypse, became friends, and fell in love over 7 years.

Now as they lay together with Will spooning Five and Delores keeping watch. The couple tried to fall asleep. The two just lay there silently, the wind being the loudest thing.

"What movie do you miss the most? That like makes you regret trying to time jump." Will asks Five breaking the silence. He tapped his fingers on Five's arm.

"Mmh. I never really watched movies- or TV in general. There was only one and it was in Dad's room. So I can't really say." Five responded. "What about you?"

"Probably The Breakfast Club. I love Allison. Not her end movie look though just so you know."

Five hummed, "Never seen it before."

Will gasped offended and but his hand over Five's heart. "What the fuck?! Did Reggie have y'all locked up or something."

"I mean. Yes in a way. Will, love, me and my siblings would sneak out of the house at night to have fun."

"God you were such a rebel as a kid." Will said kissing the back of Five's head. "Any way. What about a book?"

"Um. That's a bit harder actually. Don't touch my dick right now I'm trying to answer your questions." Five added.

"Later." Will snickered moving his hand up too old Five's hand.

"Books? Fuck, probably Pride and Prejudice or the third Harry Potter book. That's the one with the flying horse with the beak right?"

"Yep. Wow, that's actually really good ones. Now ask me, babes."

Five laughs, "I'll ask you a different question."

"Okay."

"What song do you wish you could listen to right now?"

Will thought on it before getting the song. "Can I sing it?"

"Stage is yours, Will."

Will clears his throat, "Put your arm around me baby. Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin. I'm bout to being, loving youuu. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace."

Five suddenly recognizes the song, "Okay, I get it. You don't have to sing it anymore. Not because I don't love your singing."

"Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off!" Will continues to sing. Five tries to escape the hold of his boyfriend but the arms around his only tighten.

"No, please."

"Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was. Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face. Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls, back between my legs. Call me an ugly woman and-"

"I will actually fucking punch you in the face." Five said from his cage.

Will unafraid of Five's very real threat continues to sing, "-Then you look into my eyes, then you realize. How much I enjoy loving you. I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach. Maybe next time I'll be better at loving youu. Oh, oh."

Will smiled as he finished the song.

"I fucking hate you." Five said.

Will only laughed and kissed the back of his head again. "Okay Mr. Grumpy Pants. I'm sorry. I love you."

Five rolled on to his over side to face Will, "I love you, I guess. You're a good singer too."