There's something fukky going on with this kid.
Listen. I'm not gonna pretend like Idgaf about this kid.
We don't know where the hell she came from, what her trauma is, or if she has rabies or not.
But Shiggy seems to like her. Even though he says he doesn't. So I guess it's fine...
She looks familiar though... Like a girl, I met a while ago.
10 years ago.
A fire in the boiler room. Heheh. That's a good one. That's what they told the public at least.
Nah... The fire I set at that old park kinda spread. Fire's a dangerous thing, ya know? Besides, who the hell puts a park next to a 6 story apartment building?
Outta sheer curiosity, I guess I kinda explored around there. I heard a family cryin' bout their youngest daughter or something. So, of course, I went in to see if it was worth my time.
The little b1tch was asleep.
Fast asleep through the goddamn smoke alarms and dying people.
I was low-key contemplating on leaving her there.
BUT since Ik what it feels like to burn, and she was like 3 or something, I decided not to be an asshole and help her.
I shook her awake and she slapped me... I'm really trying my hardest not to leave her
"Hey, kid! Wake up the building is on fire" "Leave me alone I'm sleeping"
Bruh
"No you're going to die let's get out of here" "then I'll be able to sleep longer ( ꈍᴗꈍ)"
I had to drag her by the leg out the building while she was yelling at me for her sisters and dad 'This is why I hate kids'
She gave me a high five and left
(I'm not going to say how long it took me to spell five... I'm stupid)
I actually smiled a little "Thanks kid"
She looks up at me "You're burnt"
'moment over'
Present Time
She's singing with her music blasting
"I'M PROB'LY GONNA BURN FOR THIS!
AIN'T NO LESSON TO LEARN FROM THIS!
THERE'S NOTHING I'MA EARN!
BUT IT SURE IS FUN TO CATCH A PREDATOR!
I SAID IT SURE IS FUN TO CATCH A PREDATOR!
AND IT SURE IS FUN TO CATCH A PREDATOR!"
'what the fuck do kids listen to these days!?'
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MHA, My Sis, And Me
FanfictionMe and my older sister self inserted into My Hero Academia! It was a joke at first, but it quickly escalated and I would love to share it!! This will be a series of short one shots based on my sister Ashlee, and me, Jubilee, and the characters of Bo...
