Senran Kagura X Angry Birds: Asuka and Suzuki

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Story Event: "Countermeasures"

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Setting: Bad Piggies' Fortress, Secret Lair

Foreman Pig and Corporal Pig stand in front of a large, ancient chalkboard filled with detailed drawings of each of the original Angry Birds. Dust particles float through the dimly lit room as they study their long-time adversaries' powers.

Foreman Pig (stroking his orange mustache): "It's been a while since we faced these powers… Let’s make sure we remember every detail about each bird."

He begins pointing to each drawing in turn.

Corporal Pig: "Red’s battle cry... the classic frontal assault. Chuck’s speed, Bomb’s explosions, The Blues splitting... and don't forget Terence's brute strength. If that human’s using their powers, we’ve got trouble."

Foreman Pig (nodding): "Yes, but it’s not just brute strength we have to worry about. Bubbles' inflation can throw off our traps, and Stella’s bubbles are perfect for evasive maneuvers. We need to stay on our toes."

Corporal Pig winces as he remembers being thrown by Hal’s boomerang ability and Silver’s sharp, looping dives.

Corporal Pig (grumbling): "And that human’s been smart. He’s using all of them… and now Ice Bird’s cryokinesis. That one’s going to be a pain."

Foreman Pig glares at the drawing of Ice Bird on the board, his mustache twitching. He knew that freezing powers could stall their plans entirely.

Foreman Pig (seriously): "We need to be ready. Ice Bird could freeze everything we’ve built if we let him."

At that moment, the doors to the room open, revealing King Pig—also known as Smoothcheeks—entering the room with his royal cape swaying behind him. Behind him, Chef Pig waddles in, looking eager for his next assignment.

King Pig (smiling smugly): "Gentlemen, it seems you’ve got your hands full with that human and his Angry Bird powers. I think it’s time we… spiced things up a bit."

He gestures towards Chef Pig, who steps forward carrying a large, menacing mini flamethrower. The device has been modified to release an ominous blue flame.

King Pig: "Chef Pig, I have something special for you. This beauty will unleash a blue flame hotter than any ordinary fire. It’s strong enough to cut through metal… and burn cold, like Ice Bird’s precious cryokinesis."

Chef Pig’s eyes widen with excitement as he grips the flamethrower, admiring its power.

Chef Pig (in his French accent): "Ahh, magnifique! With zis, I will melt zat icy bird’s powers and roast zat human like a fine dish!"

Foreman Pig steps forward, inspecting the flamethrower carefully.

Foreman Pig: "Blue fire, huh? It’s perfect. Ice Bird’s powers won’t stand a chance. We can use this to counter that human’s freezing abilities."

King Pig (grinning): "Indeed. We’ll burn through whatever tricks he throws at us. Make sure you don’t disappoint, Chef Pig. The Angry Birds may have returned, but we’ll show them—and that human—that the Bad Piggies are always one step ahead."

Foreman Pig: "Corporal, let’s strategize. We need to plan for every power he might use and be ready to counter each one. Chef Pig, you’re in charge of leading the next attack with your new weapon."

Chef Pig (smirking confidently): "Leave it to me, monsieur. Zey will rue the day they ever challenged ze Bad Piggies!"

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