Your name is Lars Ulrich, Sadly, You left the band because ur drumming fucking SUCKS!!/j
so, uh, the gang thinks...
JAMES: "dude we have no drummer now! our fans are fucking pissed!!!"
ROB: "what did you expect?"
....
So, They make a paper...
"JOIN OUR DAMN BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we need a drummer, sign at the bottom!"
...
Your name is Roxy Lalonde.
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(this is roxy lalonde.)
You were walking around the town, And notice a paper...
Being a drummer? thats fuckin' awesome! You sign it....And call the number!
...
(ringringiring...)
JAMES: "hello?"
ROXY: "hey, found ur paper. fun being a drummer"
JAMES: "finally dude. its been days!!"
>> [S]: THE NEXT DAY!!
Roxy packs her stuff...And go there.
You knock on the door, And they open..
KIRK: "hey, is the new drummer!"
(rockslide.mpv)
ROB: "yeah your right kirk!"
JAMES: "finally!"
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Roxy Lalonde Becomes Metallica's Drummer!
Non-Fictionoh hi is zane again. uh. another stupid story.
