Scout: Oh! What happened to me last night? Did I drink too much alcohol? Oof! I can't seem to remember anything.
?: Mmh.
When Scout woke up, he was trying to remember what happened and all of a sudden he looked to his left to see an anime fox girl that looked like a Foxy from Five Nights at Freddy's but so gifted was laying on him in his own bed.
Scout: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Meanwhile, the other Mercs heard Scout's screaming and decided to talk to him, and guess who got to him first? The Scottish Demolitions Expert himself, Demoman.
Demoman; Scout, what are you screaming about? What just happened...?
All of a sudden, Demoman saw the fox girl laying on Scout and noticed Scout looked like he was wasted or something?
Demoman: OH MY GOD, SCOUT! WHAT THE BLOODY HECK HAPPENED TO YOU LAST NIGHT?!?!?!
Scout: I DON'T KNOW, DEMOMAN! I CAN'T REMEMBER SHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I WOKE UP AND SAW THIS FOX GIRL LAYING ON ME!!!
Demoman: HOLY COW, SCOUT!!! WERE YOU ACTUALLY DRINKING LAST NIGHT?!?!?! HOW MUCH SCRUMPY DID YOU DRINK?!?!?!
Scout: I DON'T KNOW, DEMOMAN!!! I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!!! BUT FIRST GET THIS FOX GIRL OFF ME!!!
Spy: *screaming like hell* SCOUT, WHAT THE F*** IS ALL THIS NOISE?!?!?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET SOME ******* SLEEP AROUND HERE!!!
Demoman: Spy, Scout can't remember if he drank too much scrumpy last night and is now having a hangover!!!
Spy: LET ME SEE THAT!!! *Screaming like hell on earth* OH MY GOD, SCOUT!!! WHO IS THIS FOX GIRL LAYING ON YOU SCOUT?!?!?! WHAT KIND OF HANGOVER ARE YOU HAVING?!?!?!
Scout: I DON'T KNOW, SPY! WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT
Demoman: *Screaming like the Apocalypse* MEDIC!!!
Medic: *Screaming* Demoman, you schvinhund! You almost killed me with zat screaming! And what is this vith Scout and this Fox girl?!
Demoman: Scout is having a hangover and we need your help with this situation and fast!
Engineer: Oh, damn. She looks like Foxy but she is so gifted.
Medic: Engineer, how vong you've been here?!
Engineer: Just long enough that Scout had quite a hangover last night. Now, Scout, despite your childish ego, you're 35 years old, which means you're legally allowed to drink.
Demoman: 35 years old?! He's old enough to drink?! If I ave known about that, I would've shared his scrumpy with him!
Engineer: That is not the point, Demo. Scout must've had a lot of fun last night. The only explanation was that he got wasted last night and partied like there was no tomorrow. Scout, looks like Fexa's about to wake up. Why don't you have a chat with her while me and the other boys have a little chat.
Scout: Alright, Engie. C'mon, Fexa. Let's go have a little chat.
Fexa: Uh. Alright, Scout, darling.
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TF2 x FNIA: The Hangover
FanfictionWhen Scout discovers an Anime animatronic that looks like FNAF's Foxy, he has to piece together what just happened to him and why the fox girl was laying on him, or there will be trouble for the RED Team.
