Crashing the Influx

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● 9/23/2024

☆ Family day
☆ Teal Talk day
☆ Snack Stick day
☆ Great American Pot Pie day
☆ Checkers and Dogs in Politics day
☆ Restless Legs Awareness day
☆ Celebrate Bisexuality day
☆ Innergize day

Isabelle: According to Olympia, today's also Nintendo's anniversary. And there's the mayor dog, bye. *leaves*

[A small golden doodle dog waves a stubby arm out, pleading.]

"Wait, come back."

Melyssa: *softly* Sorry, Dog Isabelle, my cousin has obligations with a child.

Coriander: Villager's a menace. *turns around, shaking his fist* Stop throwing fire hydrants at me!

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● 9/24/2024

☆ Cherries Jubilee day
☆ Punctuation day

Belladonna: *singing* "I'm sick of these WORD CRIMES!!!"

Synth: You know who else enjoys cherries?

Snapdragon: The Eating Man?

Melyssa: Pac-Man?

Snapdragon: Same thing. Wakka wakka.

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● 9/25/2024

☆ Dense Breast day
☆ Open the Magic day
☆ Daughter's day
☆ Quesadilla day
☆ Lobster day
☆ Research Administrator day
☆ Tune-up day
☆ Comic Book day
☆ Storytelling day
☆ One-Hit Wonder day
☆ Women's Health and Fitness day

Coriander: Damn, how many houses does this Emblem have?

Snapdragon: Seven?

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● 9/26/2024

☆ Compliance Officer day
☆ Situational Awareness day
☆ Dumpling day
☆ Pancake day
☆ Johnny Appleseed day
☆ Shamu the Whale day

Belladonna: Here's some situational awareness; How many kids are in the Smash roster?

Synth: Sora's design puts him between the ages of 14 and 16, so he counts.

Snapdragon: Lucas?

Belladonna: The blond with the purple snake? Yep, he counts.

Snapdragon: Joker?

Belladonna: His true self is a high school student, he counts.

Jule & Flor: Pichu?

Belladonna: They're a baby.

Gen: Bowser Jr.?

Belladonna: The little Koopa with the white barrel robot? He counts.

Snapdragon: Young Link?

Belladonna: He is a copy, so yes.

Gen: Diddy Kong?

Belladonna: He's a monkey, not sure how they age.

Snapdragon: Ness?

Belladonna: Yes.

Synth: Kirby? They say he's three.

Belladonna: Put him in.

Gen: Popo and Nana?

Belladonna: The Ice Climbers with the wooden mallets? They're definitely twin siblings, they count.

Snapdragon: Inkling?

Belladonna: I personally prefer the orange one over the blue, but they both count.

Synth: Trainers Red and Leaf?

Belladonna: They're both technically between 10 to 12, so yes, they count. Anyone we missed?

Gen: Roy. His dad worked at the Emblem.

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● 9/27/2024

☆ Gay Men's HIV/AIDS Awareness day
☆ Day of Forgiveness
☆ Scarf day
☆ Brave day
☆ Corned Beef Hash day
☆ Crush a Can day
☆ Chocolate Milk day

Melyssa: This one goes out to Pikachu Olympia [Pikagirl1527], for it is her Arriving Day.

Belladonna: That's just a Pikachu Miss Platinum nicknamed Olympia, and also the first time we tagged another writer

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Belladonna: That's just a Pikachu Miss Platinum nicknamed Olympia, and also the first time we tagged another writer. Excuse the mess.

Melyssa: How else are we to distinguish her from her character Lightning of the same species?

Coriander: Sorry about Maggie. She must've been a cool cat. *Isabelle nudges him* Hey.

Gen: Who wants chocolate Moomoo Milk?

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