Haley: So uhh, when's the Date?
James: What are you Talking about?
Haley: The Date you said you would take me to help me forget that Battle (This happens after Stefany's Life Final Part happens)
James: OH SHIT, Get in the Car!
Haley: What about Hope?
James: She doesn't live with us Anymore
Haley: Oh yeah, I Forgot
James: Anyways, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, YOU BITCH
Haley: Alright!
(They then get in the Car and Both Drive Fast even when there's Red Lights and Speed Limits)
Haley: Do you ever Think we'll get arrested for This?
James: I highly doubt it, I have committed Crimes before and they never put me behind Bars, Besides, We would only get Arrested if we Run Away with the Food at the Diner
Haley: Yeah
(They then both head to Shadow Tubby's Poopy Doopy Diner)
(They then both Sit on the Chairs)
James: (Oh shit, I don't know how to Flirt with Her, the Only reason We got Together is because We commit Crimes, What do i tell Her?!), Hey uhh, Nice Dress?
Haley: We're Teletubbies, we don't have Dresses
James: (Fuck, What do I tell her-)
Tink-Tink: Welcome to STPD Diner, How may I serve yo- Wait, What the hell are you doing Here?
Haley: What the hell are YOU Doing? Serving at Shadow Tubby's Diner even though He kidnapped one of your Friends Before
Tink-Tink: I know, but I just love wearing this Suit, That's the Only Reason I'm working at this Diner, It makes me look Cute!
James: (Damn, He kinda does look Cute🏳️🌈) Anyways, I would like the Breadsticks and the Squiddy Squiddy
Tink-Tink: Coming right Up!
James: I like your Face-Hole?
Haley: My Face isn't a Hole
James: (Dark Fox damn it, If I mess this Up, She's gonna Break Up), Hey uhh, What do you Like?
Haley: Guns, Don't you Remember?
James: (Dark Fox Damn it, They better be Ready soon)
Tink-Tink: 4 Breadsticks for an Awful Couple, A Squiddy Squiddy, and Here's an Extra, A Pizza! Enjoy your Meals, you Crazy Bastards
James: Well, Dig in
(They then both Eat The Breadsticks and Squiddy Squiddy, but not the Pizza)
Tink-Tink: Even though you Never ate the Pizza, The Napkins that you got with your Meal cost $50 and The Breadsticks cost $10 and the Squiddy Squiddy cost $30 and the Pizza costs $10, Meaning, $100 in Total, So where's the Money?
James: (Shit, I, James T. Bluehandedteletubby, Don't have that much Money), *Whispers* Hey uhh Haley, How about we Dine and Dash and take this Pizza Home.
Haley: Sure
James: (Throws a Syringe at Tink-Tink's Face) Run!
(They then both Run with the Pizza)
Tink-Tink: I don't even Care about the Job, I just Care about Dressing Cutely!
T.B.C
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(This Shit Cancelled) The Pizza Incident (The Emerald Tubby Fan-Story)
AdventureJames and Haley try to have a Date but James sucks at Flirting and He can barely Pay for Food and one of the Waiters is Tink-Tink, So James decides to Dine and Dash with some Pizza and decides to Run off
