So this is the first story, and it's original. It has a little bit of Team Fortress two fan-fic in the end. I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but I should warn you there are things in here that are inappropriate for younger ages. That will remain the same throughout all these stories.
One day a t-rex smoked weed while fapping to anime. He was enjoying it so much that he decided to eat ass. He thought that it would feel amazing to show his huge erection to his grandma and fap for her enjoyment. He went to her whorehouse to get laid by someone who had limp testicles and pizza flavored breast implants. His grandma and hitler magically appeared wearing a thong while holding celery sticks covered in radioactive dick and cheese a zebra. When he was eating the celery, the thong was sparkling in a magical way that made everyone else want to suck his knobby knees, sparkly eyelids, juicy, gnarly toenails and beautiful shiny spleen. When suddenly, appeared Medic and Sniper in a pink van. And then flowers and rainbows appeared from their eyes while they put on sparkly underwear, and a giant chicken hat started to seduce Medic while Sniper cuddled Spy, pretending to be drunk, he shoved his mouth over his adorable face and his eyes sparkled when he noticed scout. Medic's giant started to hug Heavy as he roared, "Eat my pelvis and my juicy teeth!"
Please tell me if you liked this! I enjoy any signs of living people reading these stories!! Those may get increasingly longer, so stay with me! 😁 Thanks for reading!
-Lewys and Klark
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The Stories of Random
RandomSo a friend and I play this game, maybe you've heard of it, but it's sort of like mad libs. I say two words, and she says two words, and this continues for a really long time. Eventually it creates a story, and we think it's hilarious. We decided to...
