The Seven and More React To PJO Stuff

1. React

A/n I wanted to do this react bc nobody else did it (or so I think) and GODS it was a bad idea... I was sobbing on the floor after like 15 minutes... If u dont know what I am talking about, just continue reading <3 also u will see that sometimes my english is... uh... umm... maybe not the best...?

It was a sunny day, and the campers of both camps were melting in the heat of the sun (without the Apollo kids). It had become a kind of tradition that they all met in one of the two camps on the first day of the Christmas and summer holidays. The initially hostile atmosphere was now, after a full year, relaxed and quite comfortable. (A/n Jason didn't die and Shel does not exist bc i say so :P) It was now the first day of the summer holidays, and many of the campers were being lazy and not doing anything. Except for the Ares kids. Because they wanted to fight. Wanna fight about it? 

But suddenly the sky became dark. The campers looked up, surprised and frowning. Black clouds covered the sky from one moment to the next. Thunder cracked. Lightning split the sky. The shouts of the campers grew louder, confused and nervous. Could be a whim of the gods. But it could also be something worse. You were never sure. Percy and Annabeth looked over to Chiron, who looked concerned and a bit... annoyed? "Oh no, the fangirls are coming," he murmured. Nobody heared him. 

A flashing light split the sky, and suddenly they were not at Camp Half-Blood anymore. They were in a bright, BIG room. But not all of them. Just the older of the campers of CHB and the seven. Hazel was scared. She looked up to Frank, but he looked to Annabeth. Annabeth looked to Percy, and Percy to a girl who was standing on a podium in front of them. She had short brown hair and wore a oversized hoodie. She smiled at them. "Hi!" she called. That's when everyone seemed to notice her. "Who are you?" Clarisse shouted over the flaring fire of worried camper voices. "Me?" she laughed. "I'm Emi. But you can also call me Hestia, I like both. And before you ask, no, I'm not a goddess, I just really like Hestia." She stayed silent after that. "And... where are we?", Hazel asked. 

"You are in my fangirl-room. I created it myself. See, over there, there is all my Harry Potter stuff. Over there, there is the KotLC stuff. You can try one of the mallowmelt-cookies, I baked them myself. And see, you are standing there were my other fangirl stuff used to be. Here, have some blue cookies", she smiled. 

"I feared it", Chiron whispered. Again, nobody heared him. "And why are we here?", Thalia screamed. 

"You are here... becuz i want you to react on some stuff i will show you."

"And what if we don't want to? Where is the exit?", Leo asked. 

"Oh no, please don't leave. Also, I have to sent you back to the camp. But pleaseeeeee you just have to react!"

She looked at them with wide kitten eyes. Clarisse gave up. "Fine."

"Yayayay!!!!" The girl did a happy little dance. 

"Also, it's not everytime all of you. But today, i wanted you to react on the most feared things in this universe..." She shuddered. 

"Spiders?", Annabeth asked. 

"No. Worse." 

"What could be worse than spiders?"

"We when we burn all your underwear if you wont shut up. We want to hear what she says!", the Stolls said. 

The girl squealed. "OMG OMG OMG are you the Stolls? OMG I love you so much! You are one of the best side characters!" 

"Could we please go on?", Thalia says annoyed. 

"Fine. I sacrificed a lot to do this today... I had to watch the Peter Johnson movies," she shuddered. 

"The what?"

"The Peter Johnson movies. Or... the *gulp* Percy Jackson movies."

"WHAT THE HADES?", Percy shouted.

"THERE IS A MOVIE ABOUT ME?!"

"Yeah. About your life. But they fucked up. (Sorry for swearing) THEY DID EVERYTHING WRONG!"

She slamed her fist on the table in front of her. "THEY MESSED UP EVERYTHING I HATE THEM SO MUCH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ITS NO WONDER ITS CALLED THE CURSED MOVIES AND I WAS SO DUMB  TO WATCH IT AGAIN IM SO DUMB AND NOW  I HAVE TO WATCH IT AGAIN AND agh." 

She sobbed. 

Percy looked terrified. "umm, okay", he murmured. 

"So basically, you are going to watch it and react. Fine?"

"Ok."

They all got over the fact that Percy has his own movies soon, because fangirls. Fangirls are feared all over the world. They could do anything, the myths say. If they want to know stuff about you, they will find out. And then they will fangirl about it. They are crazy. 

Never underestimate us fangirls.

The girl snipped her fingers and a screen appeared. She snipped again and a movie starts. 

They all watched it interested. The sign "Percy Jackson: The Lightning thief" appeared. Percy hided behind Annabeth. 

"Nahh", Emi said. She snipped again and the Percy Jackson sign turned into "Peter Johnson: The Lighting thief: A movie that's not correct and absolutely horrible"

Laughter was heard. 

 ~~~~~time skip five minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~

Percy shuddered. "Yuck, that's supposed to be me?"

Grover shuddered. "Yuck that's supposed to be Percy?''

"Nope. I refuse to say that. That, my dear viewers, is Peter Johnson. This guy you see over there, is Groovy Overtree."

"EW NO WAY THAT'S ME!", Grover screamed. 

"WHY THE HADES ARE WE SO OLD I WAS TWELVE WAT-"

The girl sobbed. "It's all so wrong", she cried. 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~time skip another 10 minutes~~~~~~~~~~~~

Percy and the girl were already sobbing on the floor, screaming "WHY WHY WHY". The six others of the seven were horrified. So were all the others. Clarisse watched it with a disgusted face. Thalia, too. 

A/n: At some point I had to walk out of the room because i was really crying (not kidding) And screaming :I Then, when i came back into the room, I threw a Pjo book at Annabelle and Peter's faces

Dionysos was angry. "Why am I not in this I need to go and turn the director of this movie into a grape!"

"Squish him under your shoe please!", Percy begged. "No, wait, let me do that." 

The girl stops the movie. Everyone is relieved. "I can't. I just can't!", she said. 

Percy fainted. 

"Alright." the girl breathed in. "Let's go onto the next react."

Everybody agreed.

Leo was sad. He didn't get to say what he wanted to say.

Poor McShizzle Bad Boy Supreme.