Life at the USS Enterprise

Wait what?

Since that incident on Class V (okay maybe not that little since I nearly died) I am getting out of Sickbay! Yes, people at the USS Enterprise are grateful to be treated by Bones but they usually don't stay for three months. Once or maybe twice I tried - no - I made a HUGE effort of escaping Sickbay (I know it was illogical but even the smart one have to get away from the stench of medicine, beeping off of heart monitors, and the food- lets not even get to the food!) Anyways, the first time Bones caught me and had to drag me back to my bed. I told him that I needed to get some fresh air but on Captains orders, he ordered him to watch over me and stay here a bit longer (Uh huh and this attempt was like MY THIRD WEEK OF BEING HERE?!)

My second attempt, I actually got caught by Chekov. The odd thing was he was wearing a Red Shirt instead of his yellow one (NOT THE RUSSIAN!) I questioned him and replied that he made a deal Uhura about Scotty and Kirk drinking. Uhura said that Kirk will win while Chekov said that Scotty will quote-on-quote "Always" win. To his surprise, Kirk won; everyone on the Enterprise was in shock that the Captain out did Scotty. That following day, Kirk got a terrible hangover from drinking 57 shots of Whiskey and 12 shots of Scotch. Uhura had Chekov work in the Engineering Room for a week. When he returned, lets say he was one happy camper.

Meanwhile, I was stuck in Sickbay all this time with nothing to do. Not even paper work! A few weeks went by and FINALLY today!! It was after breakfast and Bones did a final check on me. When he said that I could go, I literary RAN out of Sickbay. "Oh, one thing before I forget Stryder," Bones said in a serious tone of voice.

I walked back in, being uneasy. "Yes?"

He picked up a sticker that said, "Just let it go."

"Wait what?" I looked at it in confusion as he placed it on my right shoulder.

"You know, Just loosen up!"

I was still confused when he led me to the Bridge.