The Jar

A green suprise (and a little brown)

You sigh as you put on your oversized gorillaz shirt from the album demon dayz and you put on a pair of mini Jean shorts with black tights underneath. And to top it all off, you put on your iconic black leather jacket. Today was going to be your day!

You put in your earbuds to listen to your favorite band, Gorillaz. Fire flies plays in your ears as you begin to leave the house. You were volunteering for your communities pig farm. It wasn't exciting but it felt nice to be helpful.

As you arrive at the Aberdeen pig farm, you make your way to the entrance and see your best friend Mrs Dorris. She was about 58 years old but that just meant she had some fun stories to tell from her fruity old age.

"Hey y/n Are you ready to get dirty?" Mrs Dorris exclaims.

"Oh goody! You know I am!" Y/n giggles as she skips over to the pigs

You clean out one of the pens bu t as you do so, your eyebrows furrow. This isn't right you think as you look around.

It's never smelled this bad before. The stench caught you completely off guard and you gag. You recall all the times you've been there and you can't think of it smelling so bad.

You then hear a screech. Coming from outside the fence. You rush over to the sound to see a green man?

He was wrestling one of the pigs, but wait, this pig wasn't one of dorris's it was a wild pig.

You watch the scene in confusion. A thick cloud of smoke surrounding him

"Oi mate! Get over 'er!!" The man yells in a thick fruity British accent.

You rush over and get a better look at the man.
You gasp

"Murdoc Nicolas?" You say in disbelief looking at the green tinted man.

"Yes yes it's me Murdoc niccals" he rolls his eyes "now are all these pigs so feisty?"

"That's a wild pig!!!" You scream at him as he's still wrestling the wild boar.

"Wait really?" He then hollers in pain as the boar bites his hand. Fruity tooty Green flowing sticky liquid comes out of the wound

"BLOODY HELL!!" He screams in pain. You try and help get the boar off but it's hanging on too strong.

It was a good thing that Dorris was close by. As she heard the yelling, she ran over to us and scared the boar off with a broom.

"Go on git!" She says angrily. "What were you thinking??" She asks Murdoc.

"Oi luv calm down. I'm 'ere for the volunteering" he says calmly.

"I've never seen you in my life" she says angrily

"Erm I don't believe that. I believe that I saw that I could volunteer for my communities pig farm and decided to come" he says irritated

"I don't care what you believe!" Dorris raises her voice more

"Calm down! Both of you" you say finally snapping out of your trance.

"Get him off my land" Dorris yells.

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Murdoc gets up off the ground and storms off. You chase after him.

"Wait up!" You yell out as he continues to stomp away.

"Your Murdoc niccals!" You smile. But then see the trail of green stinky liquid behind him.

"Ewww what is that" you point out to it

"My bloody hand! It almost got bitten clean off!" He growls

"Is that green your blood...?"

"Crikey! You know, my bloods not the only thing that's green..." he smirks and winks.

You shiver as he winks at you.

"Your skin?" you ask

"No! My earwax!" He takes his pinky finger that has an unusually long curly fingernail and he Wiggles it around in his ear before pulling out a big green glob of earwax.

"Fans have said it tastes like bubblegum." He a takes a bite and chews it up before blowing a huge bubble in your face.

You gag as he does this but then he screams out in pain. "OI MY HAND!" He yells as he grips onto his arm.

You see how much green blood is gushing out of his hand so you take him to your car to drive to the hospital.

"Oi wot do you think your doin'?" He asks angrily.

"I'm taking you to the hospital. You're loosing too much blood." You say raising your voice so he'll listen.

"Don't you know how much hospital bills cost? I'll live. Things like this happens all the time" He says before passing out in the passenger seat.

You drive to the hospital and bring him in. After a while he lays in the hospital bed unconscious.

"Will he be okay, doc?" You ask worried as the doctor leans over him, taking his blood.

"I'm not sure, I've never seen someone this shade before." He takes the vile of blood and examines it. "I can't identify his blood type and he's lost a dangerous amount..."

"Oh no." His voice drops. "It's worse than I thought. He's got green blood AND he's rabid."

"It must have been from the boar!" You realize

"There is a way to save him." The doctor sighs. "But you'll have to trust me."

"Some people have an immunity to rabies and the crust. I'll show you but we have to hurry... he needs your DNA"

"So like a blood transfusion?" You ask

"Yes, if you'll allow it. We have to act quick..." he pauses, considering what he had just brought up moments before. "You're O negative, right? Since we're unsure about his blood type, we were hoping you could donate."

"Alright. He can have my blood" you breath in deeply, Trying to calm your nerves as the doctor slides the needle into your arm.

Minutes pass as you rethink all of this. You met Murdoc niccals at the pig farm and he got rabies. Now you're giving him your blood?!

"Alright you may not want to see this." He warned as you took one last glance at Murdoc. He was sleeping peacefully.

As you take a seat in the waiting room you bounce your leg up and down nervously. "What have I done?" You whisper and then hear a loud scream. "WHATS HAPPENING TO ME?!?" You hear Murdoc yell.

You rush up to the window of the door and see his green skin slowly fading and turning tan.

You gasp as you see Murdoc looking healthier.

The doctor walks out "it was a success!" He says proudly

"Hes no longer green!" You say joyously. "Did you also fix his brain?" You ask.

"No. It's not something I can fix, he was just born that way. Anyways, go up to the front to see the hospital bill. I assume you're paying."

"Oh no. You're mistaken. I met him today and brought him to the hospital. I really shouldn't be the one paying." you furrow your brows and walk up to the front to see the bill out of curiosity.

"THIRTY THOUSAND!??" You scream.

You hear an echo of your voice but it turns out it was Murdoc in his hospital bed and he runs out seemingly fine. "I am NOT paying that. Are you mad?! I'm completely fine!" He sprints out of the hospital leaving you to pay this off somehow.