(ENJOY!)
(CAP.JARGONOT NORTH'S P.O.V.)-
(1-ONCE UPON A TIME, ON A LOVELY EVENING, OH, HEY THERE! MY NAME'S CAP.JARGONOT NORTH, HAVE I GOT A STORY TO TELL YOU! BUT, FIRST, LET ME PUT IN A QUICK ORDER ON MY HOVER-IPHONE HERE REAL QUICK! IT'LL ONLY JUST TAKE A SECOND, I PROMISE! LET'S SEE! LET'S OPEN THE APP! I'M GONNA GET-! A DOUBLE CHEESE PIZZA! UH, AN ORDER OF BREADSTICKS! OOOH, YEAH! AND, DO I WANT DESSERT?! OOOH, I'M GONNA BE NAUGHTY, I'M GONNA GET AN ORDER-TUB OF VANILLA ICE CREAM! AND, I'M GONNA HAVE SIX TUBS OF IT! AND, WHEN DO I WANT IT DELIVERED?!... GOES WITHOUT SAYING IT, NOW, PLEASE!... THAT OUGHTA HOLD ME TILL BREAKFAST! OKAY, WHERE WAS I?! OH, RIGHT, MY STORY! I HAVE GOT A REAL TREAT FOR YOU TODAY! NO, RUFFY NORTH-DOG, NOT A TREAT FOR YOU! NO, NO JUMPING! STOP JUMPING! MAN, IT'S LIKE THAT YOU'VE GOT SPRINGS IN YOUR LEGS! OKAY FINE! HERE! ENJOY IT! ANYWAY, ABOUT THAT TREAT! CAN I JUST SAY, YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED! IT'S A STORY ABOUT ME THAT NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF FROM BEFORE! AND, IT FEATURES SOMEONE IN MY LIFE THAT YOU'VE NEVER MET BEFORE AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT, COLOR ME INTRIGUED! WHAT'S THAT BUZZING SOUNDS?! AH, MY FOOD IS HERE! LET'S JUST SEE ON HOW THIS PIZZA LOOKS! BASIL LEAF?! I WON'T BE NEEDING THAT! DON'T WANNA TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM THE FLAVORS OF CHEESES! HERE, RUFFY-NORTH-DOG! HAVE A BASIL LEAF! YOU KNOW FOR YOU TO REALLY AND FULLY UNDERSTAND MY STORY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO WHERE IT ALL BEGAN-!... LIKE EVERY GREAT STORY, IT ALL STARTED ON A DARK AND FOGGY AND STORMY NIGHT!... (BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!!...)
THEME SONG-"Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots!...
Heroes in a Robotic-metal-Robot-Power!
(Here we go!)
It's the lean, colorful, ninja team!
On the scene, cool teens doin' ninja things!
So extreme, out the sewer, like laser beams!
To Get rocked with the Shell-shocked Pizza Kings!
Can't stop these radical dudes And dudettes!
The secrets of the gems made the chosen few!
Emerge from the shadows, to make their moves!
The good guys win and the bad guys lose!
Cap.Jargonot North's the leader in blue!
She Does anything it takes to get her ninja-warriors through!
Auto-matic-man is a fellow, he has a way with machines!
Proto-man has the most attitude on the team!
Ms.Mariah W.North, she's one of a kind!
And you know just where to find them, when it's party time!
Master Dr.Ace North taught them, every single skills that they need!
To be one lean, mean, colorful and spectacular, and incredible team!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots!
Heroes in a Half-metal-Robotic-Robot-Power!!..."-I SUNG ALOUD, SMILED, SIGHS IN RELIEF, SMILED.
(TO BE CONTINUED!...)
GAME OVER. THE END.
