"Don't call me by my first name, ya idiotic alien!!"
"Watch it, human boy!!" Hmph! How dare he use the term 'alien' in a mean way when it's far obvious that we are the superior race!! "HAAHHH!?! HOW BOUT YOU WATCH IT!!"
This guy is funny—not funnier than me, though! "Let's take this to the ring, earthling!" I simply get a grunt in response, and we walk up to our designated sparring area.
"Are you ready to rumbleee!!!??" Before I can even get more funny jokes out, he comes lunging towards me. My eyes shoot out of my skull, and I dash away like the Roadrunner. He looks at me with confusion; my watching classmates jaws dropped. Ha! They haven't even seen the start of it.
He comes at me again, so using my ultimate move, I sidestep him and pull out a comically large mullet. He looks at the mullet in horror as I jump up high and bonk him hard on the head!! Katsuki collapses on the ground, a large bump on the top of his head, birds circling the injury. Everyone applauds, so I simply put on my halo and angel wings, hiding my mullet behind my back. "Oops!!"
"Woah Pinka!! That was awesome!! So manly!!"
"Yeah Pinka!! Good on you!"
"Oh my gosh, Pinkasplosion, right?? Could you please tell me about your quirk?? From what it looks like, it almost sounds like: "
"Toonforce. Or cartoon physics! The same as Spongebob or Pinkie Pie. Or Bugs Bunny!! Izuku right?" Izuku nods happily, amazed at my great power.
"Isn't that just reality-bending?? That's like even more powerful than all for one!!" Denki scoffs; the class just gasps and looks at me. I put on my devil wings, and an illusion of a fiery aura spreads around me. "So those bad guys better watch out!! Or I'll use my evil and super strong powers to show them who's boss!!" The class shutters, sweatdropping at my scary act.
Katsuki then gets up,shooing away the birds circling his head. "Reality warping my ass!! That's crazy overpowered!"
"Nuh uh!!"
By now the class was over, and it was time for the cafeteria. I was now hanging out with what I liked to call the Katsusquad, to pick on Katsuki, of course XP!! The group consisted of my alien gal pal Mina, Kyoka, Denki, Eijiro, Hanta, and Katsuki!
"Do you, like, eat human food, or do you eat anything special?" Denki asks enthusiastically. "Human, but us Cupcakians do enjoy sweets and pure energy more than humans normally do... We're basically just 24/7 emo kid ravers!" Curious 'ooo's are heard through the group. "By the way, which dorm floor are you staying on?" Hanta asks curiously. "Hmm... I think 4! Damn, I still gotta move all my stuff over." Aloud squeal stops me in my speech. "SAME!!! EEEE, WE'RE GONNA BE SLEEPOVER ALIEN ROOMMATE BESTIES!!" Mina squeals excitedly, and my face lights up. "WOAHHH AWESOME SAUCE!!!!"
The day went by pretty smoothly after that. Classes were still pretty hard though; after all, all I'm used to is partying and going cwazy!!
Soon enough, the bell rang for the end of school. "Hey Pinka! Do you want me and Mina to help you with your dorm?" Kyoka asked, and I smiled thankfully in return. "Really dude?!! Thanks!! It'll take a while, though; we could use some help!!" Mina and Kyoka nodded excitedly, probably excited to hang out with their new alien friend!! "Hey Pinka! We could help you!" Eijiro suggested kindly. "Yeah, Pinka, that'd be awesome!!" Denki cheered. Hanta just chuckled at this and shoved Denki with his shoulder. "Yeah, so what's that? Like the first time you'd ever even touched a girl's room?"
"Shut up, dude!"
I just laugh at this and move on, looking at Katsuki's permanently angry expression. "Hey Katsuki! Are you going to join us?" He just scoffs and walks off (despite Eijiro's best efforts), seemingly pissed off by my very existence. "Sorry about him, dude. He's a tad, uhm... unfriendly." Eijiro sighs, the rest of the group nodding along. I just giggle and stick out my tongue, "I don't mind; his utter childness is kind of cute!" Confused looks meet mine, but an explosion of laughter hits the group. "Cute??! Bakugo's like the devil reincarnated!" Denki and Hanta laugh.
We finally got to the dorms and headed up to floor 4, and my room just so happened to be right next to Mina's! All that the others could hear at this point was just squeals and ideas for all the sleepovers we would have! And how scene- and alien-themed they could make my room too!!! The others probably felt like they were third wheeling—and they kind of were! I unlocked my apartment door, revealing the awesome room inside! It was sooo big!! Perfect for STUFF!!
"Woahh! My mom must've brought me new stuff!! This is so cute!! I didn't have half of this before!!" I notice the new box full of sheets and pillows, plushies, and paint. "She must have had her rave girlfriends help us out!! How sweet!!!" Everyone in the group admired the boxes and furniture. "Let's get Pinka's room ready!!" Mina cheered, everyone cheering in turn, fists pumped into the air.
2 hours later, and everyone was working hard. Millionaires was blasting over the speakers, everyone putting up wallpaper, painting, setting up furniture, or putting away things on shelves or in drawers! By now the girls had come in; luckily the room was big! Momo was making some plushies and blankets while Kyoka sorted them, Tsu, Toru, and Ochaco were getting everyone drinks and snacks for breaks, and Mina and I were decorating shelves. The boys were helping each other paint the walls and put up wallpaper; so far, 2 hours in, and everything was looking great!
"Break tiiimmee!!" Me and Mina yelled, everyone cheering in response. We all sat down together, a couple of us sipping at their steals from my monster energy supply, others drinking tea and coffee. We played some shows on the TV, consisting of 'Deadpool', invader 'Zim,' and 'My Little Pony: Equestria Girls.'
"How did you get here, Pinka? On earth, I mean." Tsu asked, the whole group muttering in curiosity.
"Ohhh!! That's a super fun story, actually! Ya see, my ma Roxie has the power of creating portals to alternate dimensions. One night at a collage party, her raver girlfriends dared her to open a random portal, and she was so high, she agreed! Meanwhile, I was happily skipping along Kandicake- Lane, and I slipped on a banana peel and felt headfirst into the portal! I was pretty confused, but once I found out my Ma and her girlfriends were just as much party people as the people where I'm from, we had a blast! Now I usually live with her, and we have parties almost every night!"
The group was amazed, and they kept shooting me questions! Of course, I happily answered, but I was still sad because they were missing the plot to invader Zim.
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Scene alien Gleebazorb Pinkasplosion! (MHA OC x?? youll see!!)
FanfictionZorby is an alien and she is kinda spacey, she's coming from the universe to party and go crazy! I love scene fashion, aliens, pinkie pie, toonforce and MHA! sooo why not combine them? read my totally tubular awesome sauce story so YOU TOO can party...