context: alexan is a very bad and selfish person. they dont know common sense and hurt me and my friends both physically and emotionally. they gaslighted and manipulated and had so many red flags in general.
yes, we are harsh about this but they were harsher to us. this is nothing compared to what they were doing
ANYWAYS ENJOY :3
While Finn and Savannah were walking on a lovely stroll in the park, they suddenly spotted a ***gigantic,*** ***monstrous,*** and ***revolting beast*** sitting on a bench, this ***creature*** was huge, it was ***incredible*** how the bench wasn't breaking. The beast's name was... ***Alexan.***Finn: "Oh... do you... do you smell that?"Savannah: "Yeah, no, it's not just you.... Oh.. oh, holy shit, that's, uh...."
The ***creature*** slowly stood up, the bones of the back cracking as it straightened itself because of how ***monstrous*** the ***beast*** was. After standing up, the bench finally collapsed, with a creaking sound that sounded like a relieved breath. The ***gigantic*** creature stomped it's way to Finn and Savannah, causing craters to form in the concrete, resembling it's footprints."***DOORSSSSS.***" Alexan growled. "DOORS NSFW... FOLLY IS ***MY WIFE***"
Eric Cartman suddenly falls out of pure air and stumbled on the ground, trying to get up as he wobbledEric: "What the...? What the fuck? What is ***that?***" He said, as he finally looked up at the huge fat giant and widened his eyes in horror and shock."W-what the...?! Holy shit b-balls, damn, bitch, you're ***fat!!***"
Kyle Broflovski goes to pass by the scene and his eyes widen in shock and he stops nearby the scene.Kyle: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE. OH MY GOD. WHAT ***IS*** THAT?" His hand covers his mouth, his jaw dropped from shock.
Stan and Kenny also fall out of the sky and spawn into the scene, falling on their butts and stumbling to get up, before they exchanged places between Cartman, Kyle, and the ***creature***Stan: "What the...? Cartman? What are you doing here? Kyle?"Kenny: "Mrmp mrph mrphhhhhh!!" (DAMN, that bitch is fatter then Cartman!!)Kenny says as he looks at the ominous figure before a pausing and looking at Folly, who was behind Alexan.Kenny: "...mrph." (...smash.)Alexan gasps and spits out as they started to roll at full speed at Kenny, ready to crush him down into the ground"How ***DARE*** you talk about my wife!!"
Stan, Cartman, Kyle, savannah and Finn all quickly moved out of the way so they wouldn't get crushed. Kenny tried to run, but Alexan's superpower was ***too fast*** and Alexan ended up absolutely ***crushing*** Kenny. Kyle and Stan stared in horror, then Kyle suddenly pointed at Alexan, who was sitting peacefully on top of a crushed Kenny, smiling pridefully.Stan: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"Kyle: "YOU BASTARD!"
Kenny's soul flows out of his body, and he blows a kiss towards Folly as he starts ascending. And then... he's dragged down into depths of the underworld, screaming "CALL ME!!!!!!!" to Folly, but his screams are just muffled "Mrrpphh mmph!!!"
The trio waved to Kenny, a bit petrified as they mumbled"...Bye Kenny."They said sadly before they brought their attention back to AlexanStan: "You... You killed Kenny!!"Kyle: "You ***monster!!***"Cartman: "YOU STUPID FATASS!!"Kyle took a breath as he started to yell at Alexan at the top of his lungs, hurling insults at them as Stan tried to hold him back."YOU STUPID CUNT!! FUCKING FATASS, GO PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!! OH, WAIT, YOU ***CAN'T*** SINCE YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PERSON HERE! GEE, I HOPE YOU WON'T EAT US, YOU FUCKING FAG! FE FI FO FUM ***BITCH!!***"
Alexan growled loudly, it's fists clenching."HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU CAN'T TALK, YOU DAMN JEW! I HAVE AN ***ABUSIVE*** CHRISTAN FAMILY, YOU HAVE TO RIGHT TO INSULT ME!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!! YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF MY PAST, ONLY ***I*** CAN DO THAT!!!" Alexan roared out.
Cartman: "Dude, ***ew.*** No one ***cares*** about your 'dramatic' backstory you fucking Fatass." Cartman puts up his middle finger in Alexan's face.Kyle: "YOU FATASS, YOU'RE BIGGER THAN CARTMAN AND I THOUGHT CARTMAN WAS BIGGER THAT JUPITER!!!!!!" Kyle screams at the monster in front of them, tears prickling in the creases of his eyes. "You killed Kenny....."Stan keeps Kyle back, trying to calm him down.
Stan turns Kyle around and holds his shoulders, keeping him still with a stern face.Stan: "Dude, chill out. You're gonna get yourself hurt."Stan pulls Kyle into a hug, letting Kyle cry about his friend's death.Stan: "It's gonna be okay."While in the hug, Stan glared up at the monstrous Alexan.Stan: "You fatass whore. No one gives a shit if you had "abusive parents.""
Alexan gasps as they shook their head in anger, flakes of dandruff falling down from their head as they started frothing at the mouth at Cartman's wordsAlexan: "WHAT?! You can't say... you can't say anything, you're fat too!!" Cartman: "Try and do anything about it, ***bitch!***"Alexan: "Why you...?!"Alexan screamed and cried in anguish, clearly frustrated
Alexan gets onto its side and rolls towards them like a bowling ball, ready to smoosh everyone on sight, and probably hundreds more in two miles.
Stan quickly pushes him and Kyle out of the way, not even thinking about Cartman. Cartman tries to run, but his fatass is too slow. Thankfully, Owlette from PJ MASKS swoops down and picks up Cartman, although there was a struggle because of how heavy Cartman was. Owlette quickly gets Cartman out of the way, and ends up saving him too.
Finn and Savannah watched the whole situation from the sidelines, both worried and entertained as they observed the sceneFinn: "Those poor kids..." Savannah: "I feel so bad for them, especially with that... that ***thing*** chasing them, good thing that Owlette saved them though, right?"Finn: "Yeah..."Meanwhile the trio of kids were still catching their breath from being suddenly dropped onto the ground and saved by Owlette
Catbog and Gecko quickly catch up to Owlette.Gecko: "Hey! You can't just fly off on your own, we work as a team!"Owlette: "I had to save them from that ***monster***, Gecko." She points straight at Alexan rolling off with a scream of anger that she couldn't kill Cartman.Catboy: "Ew! Why is it fat?!"
Owlette shrugged.Owlette: "I don't know, but it's going to destroy the town if we don't stop it!"Catboy and Gecko quickly nodded.Catboy: "Gecko! Try your best to stop it! Me and Owlette will try and get it from above!"Gecko gave a determined look to Catboy and nodded, quickly dashing after Alexan as it rolled through the streets.Cartman looked extremely confused, then turned to Kyle and Stan.Cartman: "Who the ***fuck*** are they? They look like fucking cartoon characters."'
Stan: "Shut up Cartman, they ***saved*** us."Cartman: "They look like *total* fags..."Kyle and Stan rolled their eyes at Cartman as they carefully looked if they were safe, looking for Alexan and sighing with relief as they caught no sight of Alexan"Yeah... I don't think that fatass is here anymore..."Kyle muttered as Stan nodded in agreement"HEY!! Careful who you call fat- oh, ***that*** thing, yeah..."Cartman mumbled as he crossed his arms
END OF PART ONE
