Splatoon : Inkling Girl x Inkling Boy - Nice to Meet You

Chapter Uno

Okay so a few things. I am calling them Melanie and Todd because FCUK those were the first names that I thought up, and also their ship name will be MODD OR TELANIE OR WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. TELL ME IF YOU INVENT SOMETHIN' BETTER CUZ YA PROLLY' WILL.

Secondly they go to school IDC if you disagree with that but in my head they do so shushu your mouthu~

They trash talk. WE KNOW THEY DO.

The matches range between 3 minutes and 15 minutes. Doesn't matter if it doesn't gameplay wise like I said I'm bored and doing this partly for laughs and partly boredom with a slice of NON EXISTING CAKE THAT WAS A LIE ALL ALONG.

MAGIC HEADSETS SO THEY CAN TALK SECRETLY DURING A MATCH WITHOUT GIVING AWAY THEIR POSITION BC I CAN.

I AM MAKING THIS FOR FUN DO NOT BE ALL 'BUT THEY ONLY-' no! Nuh uh don't give a cheeky nandos.

K I HAD DANDELION AND BURDOCK SO IM HYPA BUT WHATEVES LATER BBBYYYEEEE.

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My friends and I rushed to the main lobby, weapons at hand. We were a little off schedule due to some bull- detention that my friends and I had been given. So we may or may not have boobie-trapped our headmasters office so that when he opened his door he would get covered from head to toe in custard, but he needs to learn to lighten up! Not that it mattered now, we were free.

We had made it just in the nick of time for our turf war with my best friend, Kelly. We'd been friends for a while, ever since we'd found out we both had a passion for goofing off and pranking people. We got along well, except in a turf war. As soon as one was created, she'd become the most competitive and sassiest person you'd ever meet; then again I was no better. Of course if our team won she would congratulate us on our victory, however if she won you'd be hearing about until the next scheduled match between you.

She was standing in the middle of the Lobby hall with two of her other teammates; Lydia and Pauline. Looking around I noticed she didn't have her usual fourth member...what was her name? Ugh this always gets me! Either way, without a fourth member we couldn't play. Those were the rules of a turf war.

"Hey!" Andrew huffed, trying to catch his breath along with the rest of us. "Where's your fourth member?"

"Stacey?" THAT WAS IT! STACEY! "She moved outta town a couple days ago, god you guys are slow aren't you? Don't worry, we have a replacement. You ain't getting out that easy! She's gonna meet us at the actual arena." With that settled, we all walked down to the subway station with Judd and headed for Arowana Mall. The journey wasn't a long one, we arrived in a matter of minutes.

With about ten minutes left before the match would even start, both our teams chatted amongst themselves. Curious as to who this replacement Kelly had mentioned, I started to question her.

"So, how'd you find this replacement so quickly?" She turned to me and gave me an icy look.

"Not that it's your business, but she's my twin sister." I chocked on the thick air. Twin sister? Since when did she have one of those? I'd never met her, heck I'd never even HEARD of her!

"Twin sister?!" The teen nodded patronizingly at me.

"Yes Todd. Correct. Look, I have a sis called Melanie. I never really mentioned her because I thought we would probably never see each other again. She got sent to a boarding school because she was a very intelligent girl and our parents wanted her to achieve great things, so I haven't seen her since we were like 6. Anyway it turns out that my sis has a mischievous side just like me and got herself expelled. What can I say? Twin's think alike after all. She came home yesterday and I asked her to fill in for me. One problem though, her trash talk is truly terrible."