Ronald Mcdonald doesn't have any kids.

This parts written by me!

One day while it was cutely raining. There were 4 people going to their local mcdonalds. Those being: cosma, hajime hinata, sunset shimmer and their pet unknown. They sit down and hajime goes to order. After ordering a happy meal for sunset bc shes the only minor there. Hajime sits down and waits for the order (they ordered a lot, including a fresh dead body for the unknown). Suddenly RONALD MCDONALD shows up. ''Heyyyaaa someone order a happy meal?'' he says smiling like a pedophile would. Cosma nods and points to sunset ''she did'' he says. Suddenly ronald appears behind sunset somehow and says ''sooo we didsnt have any happy meals but we DID have freaky meals.'' he says handing sunset a freaky meal. ''What the fuck?!'' she yelps before ronald sits down next to her. ''Are we really eating with a pedophile?'' hajime asks, glaring at ronald. The Unknown was in the mean time FEASTING on the dead body like a champ. Cosma nods at Hajimes question and laughs ''haha, itll be fine! Just like how my 2 friends are!''. Hajime stares at Cosma before burying his face into his palms. Ronald glares at Sunset with a freaky look and sunsets so close to speed dialing her gf to get her outta here. ''Sooo, you free tonight?'' Ronald asks sunset, SMIRKING AT HER??

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this parts written by my friend zelda.

Sunset Shimmer just flipped the table and stood up. "HELL NAH I'M OUTTA HERE!" she yelled and rushed off. Hajime just frowned, already done with their bullshit. He mumbled some curses under his breath before also standing up and going after Sunset Shimmer. Ronald McDonald just eyed their gyatt as they walked off and turned to Cosma. "So, you a minor baby?" Ronald asks Cosma with a freaky undertone and wiggles his eyebrows. Cosma, not being one, of course nodded. "Yup type shiiit Im 13." the guy said proudly. Ronald grabbed Cosma and dragged him to the bathroom leaving the Unknown alone behind FEASTING on the body. Sunset Shimmer and Hajime came back 15 minutes after arguing and debating if they should call the police or nah. As they came back they heard weird noises from the bathroom and eyed each other. "The fuck?" Hajime mumbled and eyes the Unknown for any answers. The idiotic pet just sat there happy and twitched around as usual. Sunset Shimmer tapped Hajimes shoulder. "Lets look, it sounds like Cosma." she suggested. Hajime already knowing he will regret this, just nodded and the two made their way to the bathroom.

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this final parts by me!!

Once they made it to the bathroom, they heard the noises getting louder?? They decide to do a peek from under each stall until they found Cosma and Ronald having HARDCORE NO PROTECTION GAY SEX. They right away run out the bathroom and proceed to question their ENTIRE life. ''What the fuck did we just witness.'' sunset asks Hajime, lowkey shellshocked. ''I dont know but lets call the fucking police bro'' Hajime replies, speed dialing 011. Once the police show up they arrest a naked cosma and ronald for public indecency and ronald also for pedophilia. They end up on life in prison and ronald the death sentence for grooming minors, including cosmas 15 year old friend who was already being molested by someone else (you can guess who :3). Sunset and Hajime both just casually part ways and sometimes keep in touch, inviting eachother to eachothers weddings w their respective homosexual partners. Cosmas wet dreaming about his gf and was to be wife before he got arrested. Ronald got executed like a year into prison bc he kept molesting the other inmates including Cosma. Ronald was ofc upset that Cosma lied abt his age for free freaky time but whatever. Ronalds in hell AND in hells prison for molesting the other sinners.

THE END