(After defeating that big bad of Parkour Civilization now everything is back to normal and in order along with the hidden Level of Civilization.)
Seawatt: Evbo I'm so sorry for unleashing that Parkour Demon on this world.
Evbo: Don't sweat it besides I'm a Parkour God now!
Seawatt: Yeah...
(I stop and turn around to see Seawatt not parkouring next to me acting strange.)
Evbo: There's something else on your mind?
Seawatt: It's just after seeing you beat such a formidable opponent I... gained this respect for you.
Evbo: Are you sure it's not you just showing respect to me since I'm a god now?
Seawatt: No Evbo, i want to parkour with you.
Evbo: Yeah that's what we were doing.
Seawatt: I want to be part of your symphony.
Evbo: Symphony?
(At that moment i knew what Seawatt was trying to say though I've only heard rumors of it.)
Evbo: Wait are you saying...
Seawatt: Yes Evbo I want to.
(After becoming Parkour God memories of previous Parkour Gods ran through me and Symphonic parkouring was one of the many things that came to me.)
Evbo: You are aware of what you're asking right?
Seawatt: The art of procreation. Who doesn't know of it?
Evbo: Such a skill requires perfect unison from both parties.
(Before any other thought could form in my head Seawatt already built the procreation parkour course that being 7 honey blocks in a straight line for the both of us.)
Seawatt: With your pride as the Parkour God you have no option but to participate in this.
(He was right. I wouldn't want the Parkour Civilization to think their Parkour God is a quitter.)
Evbo: What do you get out of this?
Seawatt: The right to bear a child with you.
(That's when i knew he was tweaking, he was in fact off a honeycomb. To confirm this i parkour onto the same block as Seawatt.)
Seawatt: What are you doing?
Evbo: I know you're off a honeycomb.
Seawatt: What-
Evbo: Unlike you, I don't need a supplement to get off.
(At this moment i bring Seawatt in and rub my block on his block while smashing our faces together.)
Seawatt: ...
Evbo: I won't be bearing a child with you and you can go around telling people i declined it but i did something-
*Seawatt smashes his face into Evbos face again rubbing his block in the process*
Seawatt: Beat that.
Evbo: you think i won't?
*Evbo does a 360 and drops to his knees smashing his face against Seawatts block over and over till he produced*
Seawatt: Oh God...
Evbo: Yeah say my name again.
Seawatt: Oh Parkour God!
*Seawatt moves back and forward smashing his block on Evbos face*
Seawatt: I love you Evbo.
(My face was too full from his block to respond but part of me wanted to say it back to him.)
*Seawatt smashes Evbos face faster with his block causing the block they're standing on to break ending them up in Parkour Prison*
Evbo: Don't stop Seawatt!
*Seawatt continues to smash Evbos face with his block causing him to produce once more*
Seawatt: This is way better than being a part of your symphony Evbo.
*They continue to smash together for a long time causing the obsidian they're standing on to break making them fall into lava and die*
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