WWE City...
It was a bright a peaceful day in the city. The Birds are shining, The Sun is chirping, Tonga Loa Is Drowning with no one to save him because they're way more successful, and The skies are Bright and blue as usual.
Dean Crashes out the Window and starts flapping all over the place and then Randomly blows up a tree because fuck it.
Inside the House....
Sasha: Good Morning everyone.
Liv: Shut Up! I'm trying to get Brutally WRECKED by Daddy Dom over here!
Seth: Good morning Babe. Want some breakfast?
Sasha: of course Sethie.
They then hear some Rumbling coming from outside.
Seth: DEAN! STOP HUMPING THE CAR!!
Finn opens the door And Sees a FUCKING TANK!!!
MrRollins2: I'm Back Bitches!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Dean: Aw damnit! I was Gonna Go Bathtub Bobsledding.
Finn: Stand Back! I got this!
He walks up to the tank and flicks it, Sending the Tank And MrRollins2 Flying off where He Randomly Explodes in the sky.
Suddenly, The "Screen" Shows that this was A Videotape That MrRollins2 and Cody.CHR were watching at Cody.CHR's Lair.
Cody.CHR: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MrRollins2: That's not Funny!!
Cody.CHR: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! PLAY IT AGAIN! PLAY IT AGAIN!
MrRollins2: We watched this 10 Times Already!!!!
Cody.CHR: I like the part where the Idiot on the Tank Flew Away.
MrRollins2: Why the hell did you invite me over to your lair Anyway?
Cody.CHR: To watch you fail at evil of course *Troll face*
MrRollins2: Oh for fuck sakes, I'm leaving.
He Turns away to leave.
Cody.CHR: You're just jealous that I'm better at being Evil than you.
MrRollins2: Did you just say you're better than me?
Cody.CHR: Yup *Troll Face*
MrRollins2: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?!? All those times you Fail At Life!!!
He then lists CHR's failures. Including but not limited to:
-Crying for his mommy in a fight with Dean.
-Burning on Fire
-Being Forgotten on a Flight
-Seth Walking in on Him drinking with Dean while listening to "I'm a barbie Girl"
Cody.CHR: YOU MADE MOST OF THOSE UP!! AND YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER BRING THAT LAST ONE UP EVER AGAIN!!
MrRollins2: I lied. MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Cody.CHR: Well what about YOUR screw ups.
He then Mentions MrRollins2's Failures. Including but not limited to:
-Getting Falcon punched by Dean
-Reading a Barbie Catalog
-The Tank from earlier
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Two Evil Friends (One-Shot)
FanfictionMrRollins2 and Cody.CHR Team up to do some Evil