it was a chilly day. I walked over to my freezer to grab a hot pocket. I was starving. I shoved it into my NASTY RACHET DISGUSTING microwave. after 30 seconds I grab it.
"OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" I screamed
the hot pocket was extremely hot and I yelped. I was frightened until... I saw him...
he came crawling on 6 legs from underneath my rancid microwave.
"bonsoir... 😏" the roach said in a freaky tone...
omg... so hot! I thought in my head. I needed that roach rn it was SOOOO HOT
I picked up the roach and gave it a big kiss. I kissed it so hard it squeezed its way inside my mouth, tickling my inner cheeks until it came out and kissed me again. our tongues fought for dominance as I stared into his orbs.
"wanna do the roach freak?" he asked
"yes papi roach!!!" I yelped out
he began to do the freaky roach dance and it was so hot and I squealed and peeled and than cried and than the roach told me
"when I crawled inside ur mouth I gave you a disease and now your organs are failing"
WHAT! I thought, shocked by this betrayal... I spat on the roach and it moaned in pleasure and than I squished it and it said its last words
"mama... mama a girl behind you"
I looked behind me and lovely peaches was behind me
she read the tweets I said about nicki minaj
"NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP!" she yelled out before she beat me to death
in conclusion, the lesson you can learn from this story is what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?
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frank x roach FREAKY WATTPAD 18+ FANFIC
Romancefrank woods and his freaky roach do the freak deal
