Oneshots

My Dumbass Boyfriend is in jail (and I'm gonna break him out)

Sirens fill the area while blue and red lights accompany them.

"NO DARLING," he paused, turning to the police officers holding him.

"YOU CAN'T DO THIS," Udify screamed as the policemen tried to take him away from his lover. He thrashed in the officers' arms as Kyjeran tried running to him, too. They were magnetic forces that no one could keep apart.

"Oh please, officer, let me hold him and talk to him again," begged Udify. It was all a ruse. He had a twisted mind underneath that innocent face of his. The officers stupidly let him as he ran to Kyjeran. Kyjeran had a wicked smile as he engulfed Udify in a hug.

"I've left all my notes to you, my darling; I trust you'll be with me soon, my perfect mistake," Kyjeran whispered. They slotted their lips together as they ran their hands all over each other's bodies. Their lips fit perfectly together.

As they separated, a string of saliva still connected them. They both look down and smirk at it. Their kisses were like ecstasy, and they could never get enough of it. Before they dove back into each other's lips, officers started to shove Kyjeran into a police car. Udify wails and screams as Kyjeran protests.

As they finally get him in the car, Udify runs to the window. He had tears streaming down his face but no actual emotion in them. He bashes on the window as an officer tries to calm him down. Kyjeran looked at them as if he had no thought in his mind, but his blood boiled as he thought of several torture methods for that police officer who dared try and touch his perfect little mistake. He gritted his teeth and turned away as the car started.

Udify watched as the car grew smaller and smaller. The officers around him tried to comfort the 'devastated' man, but nothing could prepare them for what would happen next.

"I'm sorry that happened to you, sir; you could have never known how twisted and sick he was," an officer said, attempting to wrap an arm around Udify. He subtly shrugged it off and started up his sob story.

"H-he was so n-nice. We w-w-were so in love with each other," he paused, letting a sob leave his lips.

"I-I never knew he could be so..." Udify cut his sentence short. All the officers thought it was because he could never believe it, but they were all wrong. He knew precisely how Kyjeran could be and fell deeper and deeper in love because of it.

"Why don't we drive you back to your apartment, and we'll have you call a relative to accompany you, hmm?" The officer said. Udify nodded his head and wiped his face with his clothing.

(Time skip to when they get to Kyjeran and Udify's apartment)

"Thank you, o-officer. I don't know what I would do without you."

Lie

"No problem, little mister. Again, we are very sorry for what happened." Udify hummed and closed the door. He sighed and sat on the loveseat. He brought his phone out and called the first person he could think of. Jigork.

Ring... ring.... Ri-

"I saw what happened; it's all over the news. The news people picking up this story are hilarious. Can't believe that dumbass police took so long to figure out who the Archer is," Jigork snorted as soon she picked up the phone. Udify rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"It's too true," Udify laughed.

"Now, what's the plan? There surely are police surrounding the apartment now," Jigork said, picking at her nails as she waited for a response. All she hears is a sigh before a "How's the warehouse we used to meet at? Still in tack?" Jigork smirked and said,