My Early Wedgie Life

Cousin Wedgie

I think I was around 9 years old when this occurred. During the summer time, we always had family from other states come and stay with us for a week or two, and I had some cousins my age staying with us.

I don't remember what sparked the conversation, but I was begging one of them to let me give them a wedgie. Of course they all refused, but it came down to two of my cousins arguing over who should be the one to get a wedgie.

Finally, the oldest said "okay fine. You can give me a wedgie."

I was giddy. He turned his back to me to let me wedgie him. I remember pulling back his shorts to find his underwear, seeing he was wearing Fruit of the Loom tighty whities. It makes sense why all the wedgie lovers love tighty whities. I also remember pulling on his underwear and getting a glimpse of his butt. It was the first time I had seen someone else's butt besides my own. It was fun and made me excited to humiliate someone like this.

I grab his underwear with both hands and start to pull up. I didn't get the reaction I wanted because he was acting so nonchalant about it. I started pulling repeatedly which definitely got a reaction out of him. Me, the other two cousins, and my sister all laughed as I wedgied him until I let go.

I think that's where my obsession with giving wedgies really started.