[REWRITTEN] Robotic Feelings (Brown Cameraman x Tv Woman)

Prologue

Quick note- This will have a pretty different plot and also will NOT be in the same verse as Legendary Love.

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Brown sat on a victim of battle and stared at the image of Tv Woman in his hands.

The only reason why he kept going. The only reason why he-

"Hey, we're kind of in a war right now." A cameraman with the serial number #0202 branded on the side of his head called out to Brown.

"Sorry, sorry." Brown apologised quickly, shoving the framed picture into his brown coat. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a grey ceramic headed towards the scolding cameraman. 

"Look out." He said half-heartedly, pointing to the toilet. The agent fired his new stun gun and paralysed the toilet, caressing its frightened skin in a teasing manner before flushing it.

#0202 gave Brown a thumbs up but it was stopped short by a giant strider toilet which fired its oddly-placed laser at him. 

However a large cameraman flew into action and threw a baton with freezing properties at the strider. It tensed up and fell of the roof it was using for high ground allowing for the large agent to flush it.

Brown watched the two exchange a thumbs up but he felt something tense in the air. Something... Electrical was coming. Fast.

Brown heard a faint "Dop yes yes!" and raised his fists, determined to fight whatever mutilated toilet came at him. Instead a sound of crashing metal was heard and his head swivelled to see the large cameraman missing his head.

Brown's oil went cold. He remembered the day where an entire squad of agents including a large speakerman were wiped out by one singular toilet. In the recording, the noticeable feature of this toilet was the blue lightning that followed its vitcims.

The same blue lightning that killed the large cameraman in one hit.

Fearing for his life, Brown quickly ducked behind the corpse of a toilet he previously used as a seat. Sounds of metal hitting metal, and about half a second later, metal hitting the ground surrounded Brown in an almost teasing ring.

Somehow #0202 had not been hit the entire time and was just standing there looking dumbfounded. 

Surely he's next. Brown thought to himself.

But instead of #0202's camera leaving his annoying body, smoke formed in front of Brown's crouched figure.

A TV man? Pondered Brown.

The blue lighting streaked over Brown's head, causing him to twitch and he peered at the smoke, trying to discern which unlucky soul got spawn-camped.

Instead of a head hitting the ground, the head... Levitated?

Wait- There was only one person Brown knew who could do that.

The head spun in a 360 degree motion with a purple screen at speeds Brown had trouble processing, and somehow stopped the toilet in its tracks! Its sadistic smile slowly turned into a shocked face. A needle with a blue glowing light found its home in the toilet's cheek, causing the toilet to drop down and the light to fade.

The head reattatched to reveal the one and only TV Woman. Brown stood up and quickly ran towards her with his arms outstretched in hopes of a hug.

But the only hug he got was a cold, unforgiving hug of the black smoke. Brown hung his head in defeat.

Just another Monday... He thought grimly.