CHAPTER ONE

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(1-ONCE UPON A TIME, THIS IS THE YEARS 30XX, A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY VERY, VERY, FAR, FAR AWAY, IN THE FUTURISTIC YEARS, A SMALL HOVER-SHIP WAS FOLLOWING AFTER ANOTHER SHIP AND IT WAS UNDER ATTACK! IT WAS BEING CHASED BY A BIG ORB-SHAPED-HOVER-SHIP! DEEP INSIDE THE SMALL HOVER-SQUARE-SHIP WERE TWO DROIDS! ONE DROID WAS SHORT! AND THE OTHER ONE DROID-BOT WAS TALL! THE TALL DROID WAS NAMED CAP.JARGONOT NORTH! SHE WAS WORRIED FOR THE ARMY NOT GOING TO MAKE IT AND SHE WAS WORRIED FOR THE PRINCESS WHO WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ESCAPE IT THIS TIME! SHE THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE DOOMED! THE SHORT DROID WAS NAMED BETA-101! SHE WAS NOT WORRIED! SHE WANTED TO FIND THE PRINCESS AND HELP HER! THE PRINCESS WAS NAMED MS.MARIAH W.NORTH! SHE HAD THE SECRET EVIL BATTLE DEATH-STAR PLANS! THE STORM-TROOPERS CAME FROM THE BIG HOVER-SHIP! THEY WANTED TO STEAL AWAY THE SECRET BATTLE DEATH STAR PLANS FROM THEM! THE STORM-TROOPERS RAN THROUGH THE SMALL SHIP! THEN, DARTH-DR.SOUTH APPEARED! DARTH-DR.C.J.SOUTH WAS A SITH LORD! SHE WAS MEAN AND RUTHLESS AND SCARY AND EVIL! SHE ORDERED THE STORM-TROOPERS TO SEARCH THE HOVER-SHIP TO LOOK FOR THE PLANS! PRINCESS MS.MARIAH W.NORTH HAD TO KEEP THE SECRET EVIL DEATH STAR PLANS HIDDEN FROM DARTH-DR.C.J.SOUTH! SHE GAVE THEM TO BETA-DROID-101 TO KEEP THEM SAFE! THEN, PRINCESS MS.MARIAH W.NORTH HID FROM DARTH DR.SOUTH! BUT, SADLY, THE STORM-TROOPERS WERE LOOKING FOR THE PRINCESS AND THE PLANS! PRINCESS MS.MARIAH W.NORTH ATTACKED THE STORM-TROOPERS BY SHOOTING LASER-BLASTS AT THEM! BUT, THE STORM-TROOPERS STUNNED HER AND CAPTURED HER! AND, THEY BROUGHT HER TO DARTH-DR.C.J.SOUTH! THE PRINCESS DID NOT TELL DARTH-DR.C.J.SOUTH THAT BETA-101 HAD THE PLANS! NO ONE KNEW WHERE BETA-101 WAS HIDING AT! THEN, CAP.JARGONOT NORTH FOUND HER! THEY GOT INSIDE OF AN ESCAPE POD! THEY HAD TO GET THE EVIL PLANS OFF OF THE HOVER-SHIP! CAP.JARGONOT NORTH FOLLOWED BETA-101 INTO THE ESCAPE-POD! THE ESCAPE-POD FLEW AWAY FROM THE BIG HOVER-SHIP! THE DROIDS ESCAPED FROM DARTH-DR.C.J.SOUTH! THEY LANDED ON A VERY SANDY DESERT-PLANET! NOW, A NEW JOURNEY WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN FOR BETA-101 AND CAP.JARGONOT NORTH!... THEY ESCAPED THE DESERT! THEY LEFT BEHIND TRACKS! THE STORM-TROOPERS WERE FOLLOWING THEM! THEY WENT TO A TAVERN IN THE TOWN OF TATTOOWEENEE! WHERE THEY MET OBEE-WANE-KEENOBEE AND HANNA SOLO AND CHEWEEBACKA! THEY ALL HELPED EACH OTHER TO GET ON THE BIG MELUMINE FALCON-ORB-HOVER-SHIP! TO ESCAPE AWAY FROM THE STORM-TROOPERS WHO WERE AFTER THEM! THEY ESCAPED INTO SPACE! BUT, HANNA QUICKLY ENGAGES THE HOVER-SHIP'S HYPER-DRIVE SYSTEM! SOON, THE MELUMINE-FALCON IS TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! THE HEROES RACE ACROSS THE GALAXY! ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT ALDERONE HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY THE DEATH-STAR'S WEAPONS! SUDDENLY, THE GIANT SPACE STATION PULLS THEM IN WITH A POWERFUL TRACTOR BEAM! TRAPPED IN THE DEATH-STAR, CAP.JARGONOT NORTH AND HER FRIENDS HIDE AWAY FROM THE STORM-TROOPERS AND IMPERIAL FORCES-ARMIES! OBEE-WANE-KEENOBEE SETS OFF TO GO DEACTIVATE THE TRACTOR BEAM! SO THAT THEY CAN ALL ESCAPE AWAY FROM IT! BETA-101 PLUGS INTO THE COMPUTER AND MAKES AN INCREDIBLE DISCOVERY! THE PRINCE MS.MARIAH W.NORTH IS BEING HELD PRISONER ON THE DEATH STAR-PLANET-ORB! DISGUISED AS STORMTROOPERS, HANNA AND CAP.JARGONOT NORTH HANDCUFFED CHEWEEBACKA AND PRETEND THAT HE WAS THEIR PRISONER! THEY ENTER THE DETENTION CENTER AND TOOK THE GUARDS ON BY SURPRISE! CAP.JARGONOT NORTH FINDS PRINCESS MS.MARIAH W.NORTH AND OPENS HER CELL AND SAVES HER FROM BEING TERMINATED! 'I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU! COME ON!...'-CAP.JARGONOT NORTH SAYS, TAKING OFF HER HELMET! THEN, THEY ESCAPE INTO THE HALLWAYS AND THE STORMTROOPERS CORNERED AND MS.MARIAH W.NORTH GRABS A BLASTER AND BLOWS OPEN A GARBAGE CHUTE AND ALL OF THE HEROES DIVE INTO IT! AND, THEY LAND INTO A GIANT TRASH COMPACTOR THAT'S FILLED WITH STINY JUNK AND GARBAGE MONSTER! CRUNCH!! THE WALLS BEGIN TO CLOSE IN! GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO CRUSH THEM! THINGS LOOK GRIM FOR OUR HEROES! CAP.JARGONOT NORTH USES HER COMMUNICATOR TO CONTACT D-3P0 AND BETA-101! AT THE LAST SECOND, THE DROIDS WERE ABLE TO TURN OFF THE COMPACTOR AND UNLOCK A DOOR! AFTER TURNING OFF OF THE TRACTOR BEAM! OBEE-WANE CONFRONTS HER OLD ENEMY AND PADAWAN DARTH-DR.C.J.SOUTH! THEY IGNITE THEIR LIGHTSABERS! AND THE PERRI-DEUL BEGINS! AS CAP.JARGONOT NORTH RUNS INTO THE MILUMINE-FALCON, SHE SEES THE BATTLE AND JUST AS DARTH-DR.C.J.SOUTH STRIKES DOWN OBEE-WANE, THE OLD MAN VANISHES! AND, HER BROWN CLOAK FALLS DOWN ONTO THE FLOORS! 'NOOOO!!...'-CRIED OUT CAP.JARGONOT NORTH! THE HEROES RACE ABOARD THE MELUMINE-FALCON-HOVER-SHIP AND TAKE OFF AND FLY OFF! THEY IMPERIAL TIE-FIGHTERS TRY TO SHOOT THEM DOWN! BUT, HANNA SOLO AND CAP.JARGONOT NORTH CLIMB INTO THE FALCON'S GUN BAYS'S AND BLAST AT THE TIE FIGHTERS TO BITS! SOON, THE HEROES ARE ZOOMING ACROSS THE GALAXY TO DELIVER TO THE SECRET DEATH STAR EVIL PLANS TO THE REBELS! AT THEIR BASE, THE REBELS REVIEW THE DEATH STAR PLANS AND FIND IT'S WEAKNESS! ONE PERFECT SHOT TOWARDS INTO IT'S WHOLE SMALL VENT AND THE WHOLE THING GOES BOOM AND IT DESTROYS THE ENTIRE STATION! HANNA TELLS CAP.JARGONOT NORTH THAT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HELP OUT WITH THE MISSION, INSTEAD, HANNA IS RETURNING BACK TO TATTOOWEENEE AND OFF TO GO PAY HER DEBT TO JABWA THE HUTTE! THE X-WINGS-HOVER-SHIPS ATTACK THE GIANT DEATH STAR-ORB, AND, AS IT APPROACHES AND PREPARES TO DESTROY THE REBEL BASE! WAAVES OF SCREAMING TIE-FIGHTERS DEFENDED THE STATION! THE REBEL PILOTS FIGHT BRAVELY, BUT, SADLY, NOBODY MAKES THE PERFECT SHOT AS THEY ALL GET BLOWNED UP! AND, FINALLY, IT'S CAP.JARGONOT NORTH'S SHIP! SHE FLIES IN HER X-WING-HOVER-SHIP DOWN A NARROW TRENCH TOWARD THE VENT! SUDDENLY, DARTH-DR.C.J.SOUTH APPEARS IN A TIE FIGHTER! SHE IS ABOUT TO DESTROY CAP.JARGONOT NORTH'S HOVER-SHOP-SHIP! WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMETHING BLASTS THE EVIL-TIE-FIGHTERS-DOWN! IT'S THE MELUMINE-FALCON-HOVER-SHIP! IT'S ZOOMING DOWN INTO THE RESCUE! 'YOU'RE ALL CLEAR NOW, KID!...'-SHOUTS-HANNA-SOLO! 'NOW, LET'S BLOW THIS THING AND GO HOME!!...' AS DARTH-DR.C.J.SOUTH DAMAGED THE FIGTER SPIRALS INTO SPACE, CAP.JARGONOT NORTH HEARS OBEE-WANE'S VOICE, 'USE THE FORCE, CAP.JARGONOT!' CAP.JARGONOT NORTHTURNS OFF HER TARGETING SYSTEM-COMPUTER AND CLOSES HER EYES AND AFTER TELLING THE RESISTANCE CREW THAT NOTHING'S WRONG AND EVERYTHING'S STILL FINE, AND, SHE FIRES IT! THE SHOTS ARE PERFECT! THE DEATH-STAR-PLANET-ORB-THINGY EXPLODES IN IT! EVERYONE HEADS BACK HOME TO PARTY ON AND DANCE ON! CAP.JARGONOT NORTH AND HER FRIENDS ARE AWARDED AS HEROES! PRINCESS MS.MARIAH GIVES THEM ALL MEDALS! AND, THE REBELS CHEER FOR THEM IN IT! THEIR FIGHT WITH DARTH-DR.C.J.SOUTH AND THE EMPIRE-ORDER IS FAR FROM OVER! BUT, THEY KNOW THAT THE FORCE WILL BE WITH THEM, ALWAYS! AS THEY ALL DANCE ON AND PARTY ON TILL MIDNIGHT, AND, THEN, THEY ALL GO HOME TO REST IN SLEEP IN THE END AND TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY FOR ANOTHER COOL ADVENTURE!!... THUS, IN THE END, THEN, THEY ALL STILL LIVED HAPPILY EVER, EVER, AFTER ALL AS WELL, AGAIN, TOO. THE END.

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