Balloon's crazy stuff

TEH PARTY 1

Balloon:Man... I'm bored ( :/)

Nickel & baseball: Same.

Balloon:*thinks* wanna do karaoke with the others?

Nickel & baseball: *intense thinking* .... Yeah sure

--LATER--

Balloon & Nickel: *somehow drunk* ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE LAST I'VE SEEN MY SON (sings the whole song so off tune)

Baseball & Suitcase: *Dying of laughter in the corner*

Fan: * recording *

Troph: Are you single??(he's drunk)

Cheesy: Nooo? (Troph and cheesy are in a relationship)

Meanwhile

Knife: so uh.. Pickle wanna play a couple of games in the other room?

Pickle: yeah sure.

Drunk ass Oj: Hey cutie, you single? (flirts with paper) (so many objects are drunk af)

Paper: Uhmm noo??

Drunk oj. Aw :(

--WITH NO GENDER PAINTBRUSH AND ADHD LIGHTBULB --

Lightbulb: Ayy *hic* Painty *hic* wanna go *hic* to test *hic* tube

Paintbrush: Uhmmm I don't think she needs any guests yet...

Testtube rn:

Test tube: AnYwAYs tHaTs *hic* hOw Yo*hic*u dIvIdEd *hic* FoUr WiTh *hic* tHrEe.

Bot: Uhm.. You ok mom?

Test tube: i'm *hic* oKaY- *faints*

Bot: *catches her before she fell on the floor and turning into shards*

Fan: *comes into the 'secret ' lab* Hey testy- Whoa! What happend?

Bot: I don't know. Mom fainted when she drank uhm vod-ka? Yeah vodka!

Fan: (Oh crap-)

Ending it here since motivation died lol