Papyrus bursts through the door, making Sans fall over out of shock.
Papyrus: Comic? Please don't tell me you actually adopted a child.
Sans: Oh right. I forgot I did that.
Papyrus: Wh- you forgot?!
Sans: I was drunk, Aster. I didn't know my drunk self would do that without myself knowing.
Papyrus: What did you drink at The LG Place?
Sans: Ketchup.
Papyrus: For fuck's sake, Comic! I told you not to drink that and you drink it anyways not knowing about the consequences!
Sans: Look, Aster. I saw Classic chugging whole bottles of ketchup. I couldn't help it. After all, I'm the leader of The Four Morons, remember?
Sans: Besides, the child I adopted can't be that bad, ri--
A bullet goes through Sans' bedroom door and grazes off of Sans' hood and Papyrus' scarf to the left window of the house.
Sans: . . . I adopted Clover, didn't I?
Papyrus: You absolutely fucking did, Comic Sans Holmes.
Sans: Do I look like a masochist to you? I'm not your father.
Papyrus: Speaking of father, you have now become one. Good luck!
Sans: Aster!
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The NC Series (Ultimate Crossover)
FanficThis story features episodes of the series where some are full of humor and made for fun while the rest are deadly serious and filled with lore and is for people that are not familiar with the NC Series. (The one TOC made) No, you don't need to find...
