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5 Bunnies

Aoba's POV~~
Hmm~~ I thought as I was thinking to myself. I hope noiz isn't to offended at what I said. I don't think he's small at all... Actually he's really big... *drools*. Wait wait what am I thinking at a time like this?? I'm hungry and I want some food. He walked into the kitchen to make himself some round pieces of cooked dough. Let's see...eggs....milk...flour..what else is there. He got all the ingredients he needed and put all of it into a mixing bowl. Hehe Noiz has a bunny apron that he wears when he cooks maybe I should wear one too. Aoba thought for a couple of seconds and remembered that under noiz's bed he had a magazine where the girl was naked except for an apron. "Maybe if I dress like her Noiz will like me better," Aoba thought. As he slipped his clothes off and pulled the apron on he slipped and fell on the floor with a thud. While he was falling he tried grabbing on to the counter but instead grabbed the mixing bowl and the contents spilled all over him and the floor.
Noiz POV~~
Dumbass blueball checking me out and then saying I have a small dick. Who does he think he is. As I glanced out the corner of my eye I saw my reflection. Hmm I don't have a small one do I? For fucks sake what am I thinking who cares if he says I have a small dick he's not getting it anytime soon 8). As I walked into the kitchen I saw Aoba on the floor looking provocative as ever. He was in nothing but an apron and a white looking substances was all over him. All of a sudden my thing wasn't so little anymore and my mind was filled with thoughts on how I would ravage him. He was so cute and his blue hair and golden eyes were so unique. I started walking closer to him without me even knowing and bent down at eye level. "....oiz....Noiz!!!," I heard him call. His eyes were filled with confusion but also a bit of lust. Maybe I was imagining it. I got a hold of myself and noticed that I pinned him down onto the floor with his arms up. I felt my cheeks turn a light shade of pink. I quickly got off of him and told him to clean up the mess he made. He started to hug me and slowly started to cry about how he messed everything up and couldn't even make any round pieces of dough. I slowly started to loose my composure again as I sat there drinking in the sight of him naked except for an apron. "Go out your damn clothes on," I said a bit reluctantly. "What in the world were you thinking?"
"But..but..," he started to say, " I saw one of your magazines hidden under your bed and she was dressed like this..."
My face went blank for a moment trying to figure out what in the world he was talking about,and then it hit me. He was talking about the playbunny magazine I hid under my bed not to long ago in my porn stash. "Aoba, don't ever look in that ever again okay or else your gonna end up like the girl on pg 69." I could see the fear slowly start to settle in his eyes. He started to quickly apologize and said he would never do it again. Afterwards I kicked him out the kitchen and told him to go find some new clothes and I finished making breakfast. He came out wearing one of my shirts and it looked so cute on him. I was secretly fangirled on the inside, but maintained a cool and calm composure. "Aoba if your going to wear my clothes make sure you ask okay?" He replied with a sassy hmf and seated himself at the table.
"Aoba since we can't spend our whole life in this apartment is there anywhere in particular you would like to go," I asked.
"Hmmmm, I think I wanna go to the place you know? It's kinda like a hotel but with a big heart on the front and it's supposed to be really 'fun' and relaxing and it 'repairs even the most complicated relationships"
I facepalmed so hard after hearing what he had to say and I saw his eyes slowly start to water. I tried explaining to him that we couldn't go there but a gateway of tears started to pour from his eyes. "I thought that it would help your relationship with me," he wailed. I felt a bit bad for laughing at him when all he wanted to do was help. "It's okay," I told him "maybe in the future."
"But for now how about we go to the beach?"
"Beach?" he asked. "What's a beach?"
It's gonna be very fun I promised him. "We can go about next week so we have enough time to prepare."