(Epithet Erased vs Helluva Boss)
Description:
Who doesn't love a good old fashioned western, high noon shoot outs, drunken saloons, etc? But what if the cowboy character had some unique traits? What if they could stop or accelerate time like Zora Salazar, or what if they were from the rings of Hell like Striker? Who would win in this shoot out, will Sundial be Zora's trump card, or will Striker fill her hat to feet with leaden holes?
Intro:
Wiz: "Assassins—whether they work in the shadows or show off in the light of day, they know how to get the job done, no questions asked."
Boomstick: "Like Zora Salazar, the bounty hunter with a terrifying power to rewind time! Not exactly someone you wanna mess with."
Wiz: "And Striker, the deadly sharpshooter from Hell who takes pride in making high-profile kills, especially when royals are on his hit list."
Boomstick: "It's a time-bending sorceress versus a demon assassin with a vendetta! Can Zora's control over time stop Striker's bullet mid-flight? Let's find out!"
Wiz: "Zora Salazar is no ordinary bounty hunter—her epithet 'Sundial' allows her to manipulate time, rewind moments, and undo mistakes. She can freeze her opponents in place, all while staying calm and calculating."
Boomstick: "She's like one of those video games where you keep hitting the 'retry' button, except in real life. And that sounds like cheating if you ask me, but in a death battle, there's no such thing as too much advantage!"
Wiz: "On the other hand, Striker's all about precision, speed, and lethal intent. As a born assassin in Hell's Wrath ring, he's equipped with advanced weaponry and has no problem facing off against royals, even attempting to take out Stolas. He's fast, unpredictable, and his thirst for power keeps him going."
Boomstick: "Plus, he's got a voice that sounds like trouble. If you hear him coming, you're probably already dead!"
Wiz: "Both have specialized skills that give them the upper hand, but only one assassin will come out on top in this clash of time and bullets."
Boomstick: "Time-tricking bounty hunter or deadly hell assassin—who will it be? Time to lock, load, and fight!"
Zora Salazar
Boomstick: "In Sweet Jazz City, there are two kinds of people, mundanes and the inscribed. The mundanes are the majorty of people who don't have any special abilities, while if you're inscribed, you get a sweet, or sometimes weird, power, wether it be the ability to turn objects to gold...make soup into a weapon, or in Zora's case the abilty to manipluate time, with her epithet Sundial."