SLENDYTUBBIES III DOGE MODE!! 1! 1!! 1!! 1

it ok : chaptur 0 part 1

[𝘖𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵, 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯...]

"The sun burns my eyes a bit....Whatever I love staring at water,"

Po smiled or whatever idk how to write this shit

"errr yellow fgt aka Laa-Laa is gonna rage when I don't come home lmao. I honestly don't give a shit but whatev,"

She then checks her pocket watch she got from goofy ass vacuum.Poopoohead paused for a bit.

"shit, how do I read this,"

Po asked to her own self.She tapped her foot wHY THE FUCK IS SHE DOING THAT MY 2ND GRADE MATH TEACHER SAYS ITS BAD LUCK!! 1!! 1! 1! 

"Dumbass why the fuck are you this dumb"

TEN BILLION HOURS PASS!!!!

"what the fuck I'm so dumb"

Po then checks the time.'07:30', the clock said."Whatever lmao"

Po then remembers her friends, as a mental image of them waiting for her to arrive popped up in her head.

"Oh shit yellow fgt is gonna rage and then make me step on my PvZ Peashooter lego set"

Po ran to her home dome and stopped around uhhhhhhhh 5 feet near the entrance, panting as if bro never exercised in her life. Ever.

"the grass smells like piss what the fuck"

Red fgt sighed

"Here com dat Po!"

A familiar voice spoke. Yes, it's none other than the goofy ass twink that apparently you all love so much, Tinky!! 1! 1!! 1! 1! 1!!!!!!!!! 1!! 1!!!! 1!! 

"hey babagrill sorry I'm late lmao I was staring at water"

"Djd you get the flowers???1?1?2??#!#?2+(2?#(2-#"

Po goes through tough thorough thought

"uhhh I totally didn't forget it...here lmao.I decided I should use some daisies because she watches Mickey Mouse and loves Daisy! Like the toddler she is! Wrap the present w/ a silly lil yellow ribbon or I'll maul you to death just like what you did to Laa-Laa's eyes"

Po responded.

"what. but uhh ok lmao"

Goofy ass twink responded.

o shit he's sad now

"what the fuck do you have bipolar"

"talk to Laa-Laa plz" Tinky asked for a favor.

"why"

 Po asked and then Tinky laughed like the goofy ass twink he is

"whatever I'll go anyway"

Po agreed, and then she and Tinky walked to the home dome.

As they arrive Tinky stretched so far he went to mars while Po looked around and noticed : YELLOW FGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"what the fuck i swear to god if she says its not a phase im gonna maul her to death"

Po quietly said

"Yep yep yep help her plz"

Tinky responded to her.

"ok twink"

Po approached Laa-Laa with the usual ugly ass smile on her face that makes her look like she's high on fentanyl

"wassup emo"

Laa-Laa then thought for a bit.

Should I tell her? hmmmmmmmmmjjjjsjjs

She realized if she told Po...PO MIGHT SHARE A SECRET TOO!!!!!!!!

"Wrong. Emo is the bright, vivid, and colorful costume. Are you okay? Drank enough water?"

yellow fgt lashed out

"then is tge black one goth😨"

"Yes. Anyway, I had a nightmare last night..."

yellow fgt whisperefd

"😭😭OH NO😭😭"

po cried

"butt it ok it just a scare scare nightmermer"

"What the fuck?.."

yellow fgt whispered under her breath while red fgt ran awayl

"ok where is twink who needs extreme therapy and is extremely traumatized and has a lost sense of identity to the point ofー "

poopoohead cut herself short as she realized dipshit is staring at the roof again probably

"hai red fgt"

tinky (t)winky said

"there you are you schizo bitch,, wgere is yro'ue hat"

poo smiled

"errr idk"

despacito replied

"ok"

po didnt know jow to repspondn

"how do i turn on kasterd mesin😞😞🥳🥳😿😿🤔🤔🤔"

"errmmm just tap the button near the slide are you that retarded"

"fuck you you know I'm bad at this shit you zaza eater"

popo respodnen

"fuck you you fucking fuck" 

dipstick shouted

"ok now me me turn on mesin" Po takes a bowl,and then the machine makes a really loud crust ass breaking sound.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah what the fuck whas that shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

po scremd

Po lokks at thw mesin

"what the freak I just had that fixed"Tinky approached the custard machine. 

Po walked to the small table thingy and she looked around to find the draggy thingy, and finally found it after like billions...Of miliseconds

"guys fix it wi me plz" Po asked to them

They helped her and after like bajillions of hours, it was fixed and Poo made three custards for her friends."4u" Po said.

"thx po your a life saver kis mi"Po said no homo and threw alabama plane tickets at him

"hees yor bo'o of wo'o..or costod"Po said with a super cool british accent."take this, bitch"Po handed it over to Laa-Laa and she looked at it.

Laa-Laa takes the custard and bows to Po."erm ok...go get a therapist.."Laa-Laa looked st her weirdly as Poo walked to Despacito."4u mai waifu"Dipsy threw alabama plane tickets at her"What the hell? Do you need to consult a therapist?"

"i might get one but no promises"She then makes another for herself and eats it. 

Tinky then starts coughing up a glowing pink-ish substance that sort of looked like the custard that he and his friends ate earlier i think idk I'm super shitty at this writing shit and thats pretty shitty if you ask me

Po ran over to him

"honi honi honi oi oi oi urinimanakonki oi oi oi dukemakflea oi oi oi are you okay bitch"

Poopoo offered him a whole ass gallon of water which he quickly accepted.

"wtf how many gallons were those" Dipsy asked.

"Nah dude I drank 10 gallons"

And then everyone did the shocked black guy meme

Oh no! Laa-Laa remembers her nightmare! they're all gonna die oof oof oof one by one oh except for Tinky btw he stays alive because its for the plot