(I did this before, but it didn't save, so if some things seem rushed, it is because I'm angry cuz I have to write this again)
Curtis and Erik are in an apartment, they're on the run from the police
Curtis Rx: so Erik?
Erik X: so what?
Curtis Rx: I DONT KNOW!!! You think I do?
Erik X: nope- but I'm glad we got an apartment with a good balcony
Curtis Rx: same, would killing myself with my Girlfriend be romantic?
Erik X: of course! It's be romantic with mine- you know that
Curtis Rx: bitch! You're dating a corpse!
Erik X: don't call Cora a corpse!!!
Curtis Rx: *slaps him* shut up!!!
Erik X: mmm~ thanks~
Curtis Rx: I hate you so much!!!
Erik X: I love you too~ anyways! I'm hungry!
Curtis Rx: well we don't have any flesh right now
Erik X: did you not bring the body in the bag with us?!!
Curtis Rx: that would lead the cops to us faster!!!
Erik X: THEN EAT FASTER!!!!
Curtis Rx: it's a little hard for me!
Erik X: what do you fucking mean?! You're a fucking werewolf!!!
Curtis Rx: I can't go into full werewolf mode!!! Not all of us can suck blood!
Erik X: so discriminate because I'm a vampire
Curtis Rx: fuck you!
Erik X: wait- you wanna fuck me~?
Curtis Rx: in your dreams bitch!!!
Erik X: yeah- yeah
Curtis Rx: so this is only temporarily staying here
Erik X: yeah- we can leave in the morning-
(The next meeting)
Curtis Rx: ERIK!!!
Erik X: WHAT?!
Curtis Rx: we're supposed to be leaving today!
Erik X: ahhh- fine! Let's go!!
Curtis Rx: so we're do we go?
Erik X: let's go to the carnival
Curtis Rx: good idea-
