AngrySleep [Astro x Shrimpo]

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by kelqix

by kelqix

Request

Sorry it was so late, I'm struggling with a workload from school lol.

Shrimpo clutches the whisk in his hand, holding it so tightly it might just break.
"Now how the HELL do you do this..?" He mutters, flipping through the pages of the cook book he was given by Cosmo.
"Fuck, I don't even want to try. You can do this yourself." He groans, hurtling the whisk at Astro and beginning to storm away.

Astro catches it at the last second, huffing.
"Awwe, come on, Shrimpo! You can't just.. give up, yaknow? You gotta.. try." He forces the words out awkwardly, not used to giving out encouragement. Shrimpo pauses in the doorway and turns around to head back into the kitchen.
"Hmph. Fine, fuckhead." He says, snatching the whisk out of Astro's hand(sparkle? idk).

Astro watches Shrimpo as he violently smashes an egg over the edge of the bowl, whisking it like his life depends on it.
"Ey, can ya pass me the flour?" Shrimpo calls, pausing his violent whisking.
"Yeah, um.. just a second." Astro reaches for it, but while pulling it it tumbles to the floor and all the contents spill out.
"Oops.." Astro looks up at Shrimpo awkwardly.
Shrimpo rolls his eyes. "God, what CAN'T you mess up?" He reaches down to scoop it with his hands back into the bag, and Astro eyes him warily.
"Err.. Shouldn't you use this?" Astro hands him a broom.

"Whatever. Thanks." Shrimpo takes it and begins sweeping, but Astro kneels down to his level and begins scooping it with him.
"The fuck are you helping me for? Remember, I clean up ALL YOUR messes." Shrimpo snarls snarkily, pushing Astro away.
"B-but.. It was my fault, so I deserve to help you.." Astro leans forward again and continues.
"Yeah, guess so." Shrimpo says, having run out of rude remarks.

After they've finished cleaning it, Shrimpo leans back against the stove.
"Ugh.. that shit was exhausting. I don't even want to bake any more.."
Astro nods meekly and leans against him. Shrimpo nearly pushes him off but resists the urge.
"Uh.. Mind telling me what the FUCK you think you are doing?" Shrimpo says under his breath.
Astro sighs, placing his hand on Shrimpo's shoulder.
"You gotta loosen up, Shrimpo.." He says, leaning into Shrimpo more.

Shrimpo rolls his eyes.
"Yeah, yeah. Don't get any ideas..." Shrimpo turns to face Astro, and ends up face to face with him.
"The hell? Why are you so close to me..?" Shrimpo mumbles, backing away slightly.
"Hmm.. Sorry, I'm rather tired.." Astro's eyes drift shut and Shrimpo embraces him, sighing.
"Ugh, whatever. Sleep on me if you want, idiot." Shrimpo leans his head on Astro's, and they end up falling asleep on the kitchen floor.

So much for making cupcakes..