Meyu's Mehane Mishap (By AmmySun)

Meyu's Mehane Mishap

Meyu Muscadet was the very definition of a picturesque viera. A dark caramel skin tone contrasted wonderfully with her cream-hued hair. On top of that she was athletic, toned and had a devilishly cute smile. Compared to other female viera, though, she was only 5'9". This made her a tad shorter than her brethren, a trait for which she was often teased. But she would be the one doing the teasing today, as she planned to charm her way into getting free drinks at Mehryde's Mayhane in Radz-at-Han.

Meyu was wearing the perfect outfit for the occasion. A striking Moonfire Faire bikini and shirt, which matched wonderfully with her Thavnairian sarouels. Meyu confidently stepped into the bar, looking around for a man or woman drunk enough to foot the bill for her drinks.

"Now let's see what kind of mischief we can get up to," Meyu chuckled in a sultry but common Viera accent.

Moments later, Meyu locked her eyes on a burly Roegadyn man, leaning back in his chair, arms completely limp.

"Now, he looks suitably hammered," Meyu smirked, "time to work some Meyu Magic!"

Meyu playfully walked over to the Roegadyn man, making eye contact with him.

"Now, look at the muscles on you!" Meyu gasped with delight. "You simply must tell me your workout routine. Over a drink, perhaps?"

The Roegadyn was caught off-guard in his drunken stupor. But as his eyes focused, he began to make out Meyu's finer features. She wore a warm yet welcoming smile. Unfortunately, the Roe was having none of it.

"Bit short for a Viera, aren't ye?" he said boisterously.

Meyu's eye twitched. She hated nothing more than strangers commenting on her height.

"You uncouth lout!" Meyu yelled venomously. "Don't you know it's rude to comment on a woman's height? Especially one as dashing as me?"

The Roe clambered to his feet, towering over the short Viera.

"Not short enough, I should think," he growled.

"Wh-what do you think you--HURK!!"

The Roegadyn effortlessly lifted Meyu off the ground. He then placed one hand on top of her head, and one on her bare soles, and slowly compressed her. Poor Meyu's body began folding like an accordion as she was compressed. And when just her head and feet remained uncompressed, the Roe swiftly molded her into a spherical shape. Meyu's cheeks were pressed against by her feet which faced outward, revealing her bare soles.

"Unhand me, this instant! Or I'll--"

"Or you'll what?" the Roe laughed. "Doesn't look like you're in any state to fight back!"

"Urgh...I hate that he's right..."

"Now, I believe ye wanted a drink from me? O' course I'm happy to oblige! Barkeep! Biggest drink ye've got!"

Moments later, one of the bar's waitresses carried an enormous jug-sized drink out to the Roegadyn man. It was more than twice the size of the balled-up Meyu.

"Here you are, love!"

*SQUIT!*

The Roe placed the enormous drink on top of Meyu's face, instantly compressing the poor girl into a round placemat.

"Mm...mfff!!!"

There wasn't much Meyu could do with such an enormous drink weighing on her, though.

"Oh, guess ye've 'ad a bit much, eh?" the Roe man smirked.

He lifted the massive drink off of the placematted Meyu, showing that just her face, fringe and bare soles were visible. She looked appropriately dizzy from just being squashed flat by an oversized jug.

The Roegadyn downed the entire drink in an impossibly quick amount of time. He then slowly peeled Meyu from the table, and tossed her out the bar's window like a frisbee.

"I'll have my revenge, you uncouth louuuttt!!" she yelled as she flew off into the far distance.

Meyu landed with a soft thud just outside of Radz-at-Han's main entrance. The pancaked Viera regained composure and popped herself back to normal with all her strength. She stood up and brushed the dust off her clothes and bare feet.

"Ugh, that's the last time I say anything nice about a Roegadyn..." she said bitterly.

Suddenly, Meyu's jaw dropped as she spotted a hippo cart charging towards her. It looked to have a single passenger, a pink-haired miqo'te girl. Her hand was resting on what appeared to be an enormous rolled up carpet.

"Out of the road! Out of the road!!" the cart's arkasodara driver exclaimed as he was mere yalms away from Meyu.

But the poor Viera was far too slow to react. She had, after all, just recovered from being smooshed into a ball and pancaked flat.

*SQUELCH* *TRAMPLE* *SQUASH*

"Sorry!" the pink-haired miqo'te yelled as the cart pulled into Radz-at-Han.

Meyu was pressed flat face up. Her legs pointed downwards, while her arms pointed upwards, making her look like a long and wide ribbon. She was flattened around three times her normal width and height. Her pained expression, curled lips and shut eyes gave the impression that it wasn't at all a pleasant experience.

"I'm...never coming back to this...hellish island..."

Suddenly, a strong breeze peeled the poor Viera off the dusty ground, sending her floating and flapping through the air, hopefully off to somewhere more welcoming than here...