Duck dodgers x autistic reader

Duck deception

At the core it was blinking 'warning'. Outside of the ship it was shown to have lasers blasting. Dodgers said "Divert all power to the forward laser cannons." Cadet said as he was fixing some wires "The energy core isn't designed to--" "That's an order, Cadet." The core lit up as the wires sparked. "The energy core is going to explode." The core glowed more "We can't give up now. Almost there." The lasers were off "That should do it." It showed that he wrote 'duck dodgers rules.' "Impressive use of line, is it not, Cadet?" "The energy core is going to explode." The core then exploded. Making the lights turn off. s when Y/n was in their room reading a comic book, the lights turned off. Y/n walked into the bridge "What was that?" Cadet said "The energy core exploded."
Dodgers asked "Well, why didn't you say something?" Y/n pressed some buttons to turn on some emergency lights. "Activate the auxiliary energy core."

Y/n said "But we don't have an auxiliary." "What?" "You burned it out when you used the rocket thruster to m-m-m-make toast." "Can't a guy enjoy a crispy English muffin around here?" The two looked at him mad. "Can't he?" Cadet said "I-I've determined that our present course of action is t-t-to drift f-f-freeze s-s-starve and d-d-die." "Settle down, Regis. Don't forget that I'm a valuable space captain of the Galactic Protectorate. I'm sure they'll send a rescue ship."

Two years later "Ha-ha-ha.
Who's my little piggy? Are you my little piggy? 'Si señor, I'm your l-l-little piggy.' That's right. And you would never go away and leave me alone." Cadet walked in "Sir, what are you doing?" Dodgers slid in "You came back." He hugged cadet "Oh, why did you ever leave me?" "I had to go to the bathroom." Now I'll never let you go." Then the radar beeped meaning a ship is near.
"A ship." Dodgers shoved cadet away. Dodgers saw the radar "A ship. A ship.
A ship." Cadet said "Uh-oh." "What do you mean uh-oh?" "Just as I thought. It's a m-m-Martian ship." "Yuck. I hate that guy. But this does give me an idea." Y/n said "I don't know, captain. Your ideas are usually, Risky." "Yeah, risky like a fox." The three went to the ship in a pod where Y/n was in the chair "Quit fluffing, Y/n. I'm almost finished." It showed Y/n dressed as a Martian. "I feel Silly." "Just don't forget the plan. I'll sneak on board and steal the energy core while you keep the little runt busy with your comically intelligence." "Yeah, but I don't have any good comic book ideas." "Of course you do." "I do?" "Yes, you're the theorist of h-h-Heroes! V-v-Villains! Even those shows you like." "In fact, you're a real hero. Go on and say it." "I don't wanna." "Say it!" "Oh, I'm a hero." "You gotta work it, brother." They said more confidently "I'm a hero." "There you go." "I'm a hero."
"All right, all right.
Cool your jets, Cadet."
Commander said over the comms as dodgers and cadet hid "Attention, shuttlecraft.
Initiate visual contact." Y/n said "I bring you greetings, commander. And many thanks from my race of Martians for the talk with me, the Martian prince." Commander was shocked that someone would talk with him let alone comics "I would just love the opportunity to land on board your little old ship and talk about my favorite comics."
Commander said "Oh, my, yes.
Please proceed to the forward space dock." Everyone smiled as the pod landed on the commanders ship. Dodgers said as commander was holding a clipboard "Remember, just have fun with this and let nature take its course." Y/n got down with a few comics. Commander asked "So what to read first?" Y/n replied "Well I would start with captain America cause in the timeline I saw-" the two walked off as Y/n continued talking. Dodgers said "Now, to find the energy core." The two saw two of the Centurions coming down the hallway. Dodgers saw the vent then they got in. "The old ventilation-system trick." The two crawled in the vent. "W-w-Wonder why these things are never guarded." Then a fan turned on sucking them in "Huh?" They screamed as they were being sucked in. They held onto a pipe. "Got to hang on. If I can wedge this rod in just right might be able to stop the fan before being cut to ribbons." As dodgers tried to put the rod in he kept missing,  the fan cut up the feathers and clothes as they screamed in pain. Then dodgers put the rod in the fan stopping it.