John

Chapter 1 - John...

Sup! I'm John Snifflebutt! I know, I know. It's a stupid last name, isn't it!

But I don't care. That what I always say.

But you know what happens when I DO CARE!!!!!!

Nothing. I simply say "I don't care".

Anyways, I'm in first grade at Klockerfat Elementary School. Not a lie.

The school's name is the most dumbest name for a school ever!

So that's, I don't know, 50 things you just learned about me but here's one thing that
you didn't know.

I'm not that average, typical, normal first grader. You know what I do. Probably not.

Hmmmmmm!!!! What should I say next! No idea!

All I'm gonna say is that if someone insults or sabotages me!

I'll come for them with my machine gun and fire all those bullets through their rear end! Still not a lie. Remember that...

Now your probably bored and don't want to add this to your library.

Well jokes on you! There's more to this story than just a silly first grader.

There's many genres that you all love.

Now settle back as you read some story that may or may not amuse you!

But remember one thing. Don't make the mistake of not adding this to your library.

Now to keep you cautious. Going to the next chapter has a surprise.

Some of you would think it's lame, some of you would think it's amazing but WHO
GIVES A FRICKEN DAMN!!! Not me that's for sure! So go flip this page and read...

-John Snifflebutt