Life at the USS Enterprise

What happens when you put Three Humans a Vulcan and an Woodland Elf?

So~ what does happen at night when - Oh I don't know - you're at a bar with the Captain, Scotty, Bones, and Spock? Only one thing comes to mind - Drinking and lots of it! Well for the four of us. Spock just watched us to make sure we can head back to our dorms safely. So we thought . . .

Kirk, Bones, Scotty and I grabbed the first four shots of Scotch.

"Remember lads, the last one standing gets to have a two week vacation on Earth." Scotty's voice rang through my ears. The four of us have been wanting a vacation for about a year now.

Kirk looked over to Spock, "Are you sure you don't want to join?"

Spock replied in a straight tone of voice, "I do no understand why humans have to drink for fun or even when they are down. It wrecks your liver. Meanwhile for Woodland Elves, it's a social gathering with excellent foods and wine. It still-"

"Okay lads!" Scotty shouted then we all drank the first shot. Spock was curious and picked up the shot of Scotch and looked at it. He drank it then laid his arms on the desk and fell asleep. Bones raised an eyebrow, being entertained.

Kirk put his shot glass down while I put mine up-side down. "Another one Scotty."

Scotty filled our glasses again. "Bottoms up!" I announced, all of us inhaling the alcohol. After about 22 shots, Kirk was knocked out cold snoring on the floor. Scotty chuckled in amusement. "Well then, two down, two to go!" He sent a glare at me.

I smirked, "We'll have to see about that Scotty."

Bones nodded his head in agreement.

After about two more shots, we were out of Scotch.

"Awe~" I was disappointed that all the Scotch was all gone.

Bones got up and walked over to the Medical Cabinet I looked over at Scotty who shrugged his shoulders, having no idea why Bones was looking in a Medical Cabinet. Bones walked out carrying a bottle of Vodka.

Scotty looked at Bones, "You really keep that in the cabinet Lassie? Its not safe ya' know! People could go hackin' that and go off drinkin' - "

"Yeah, yeah Scotty!" Bones waved his hand off, pouring us a glass. When I drank it, it really hit me hard with the burning alcohol down my throat. "I had no idea that Vodka would be that strong."

"How about if you sit this one out Lassie? Its really getting to ya' "

"I think I will," I coughed, watching the other two drink their way to victory.

At the 37th Round. Bones put his shot glass down. "I has enough, a few more and I'll be drink like these three." He pointed to me - barely staying awake, Kirk - passed out on the floor snoring away mumbling something of a parody about Space and that Tribble incident, and Spock - his arms laid underneath his head sleep.

Scotty just smiled, "Only one the Captain defeated me when it came to drinkin' "

Bones nodded his head then smiled "Well no one can really defeat you Scotty. Coming from the South, no one can really beat us at that! Come on, lets get these three to their dorm safely."

They both had the another shot of Vodka before taking Kirk, Spock, and I back to our dorms for the night. Along the way, the Crew was giving them weird looks. The Captain- Tpyical, and for Spock and I, it was quite unusual seeing a sleeping Vulcan and a drunk elf.