Wtf? Genya es mexicano?

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Sanemi: Genya...GENYA! Wake up.
Genya: H-huh!? W-what..? What happened!? What the hell? WHY AM I BROWN???
Sanemi: Genya why the hell are you talking in another language!?
Genya: Pero que mierda? Sanemi que me pasó? POR QUÉ ESTOY TAN CAFÉ..!? POR QUÉ ESTOY HABLANDO EN OTRO IDIOMA??
Sanemi: Genya I have absolutely no idea what the hell you're talking about...shit you on your own lil bro. Adiós!
Genya: ESPERA!! Mierda! Pinche sanemi de la verga...me dejó solo....

After their silly conversation Genya decided to go to the stone pillars estate. During his walk to Gyomei's estate Genya's crow bugged in and started attacking lil bro.

Genya: watafak? QUE HACES?? QUÍTATE!!
Genya's crow: caw caw! What the hell!? Why are you talking like a Mexican!!? You're Japanese bruh....anyway...you have a mission to do! It's not so far from here!
Genya: estás retrasado mental o que verga? NO PUEDO HACER UNA PUTA MISSION CON ESTE IDIOMA DE MIERDA...Y APARTE NO ME PUEDO COMUNICAR...
Genya's crow: yeah yeah! Go ahead n beat them demons....dont go eating them tacos tho...
Genya: Pinche racista. VETE A LA MIERDA, CABRON!!

Genya had no choice but to go to the mission. 30 minutes had passed and Genya was already in the village his mission assigned him to be in. It wasn't long before Genya found the demon who had been causing havoc.

Genya: AJA! TE ENCONTRÉ! VEN PARA ACÁ MALDITO DEMONIO!!
Demon (mind): what the hell? Why is there a Mexican in Japan!? I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY JAPANESE PEOPLE HERE!!?

Genya ended up chasing the demon for an hour, but at the end Genya caught up to him and bro decapitated him.

Demon: DAMN IT DAMN IT!! EUGHH! WHY WOULD SOMEBODY LIKE YOU DECAPITATE ME!! YOU CANT EVEN USE BREATHING STYLES!! WHAT ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU!! DAMN IT ANSWER ME!!
Genya: I am....steve...
Demon: w-what!? WHAT!? AAAAAAAAA (bro tweaks out and then disintegrates into oblivion).
Genya: holy shit!! I'm back to normal?? Wtf happened to me. Ehh whatever...I'll go see what aniki's doing :3

And with that...Genya went back to normal and went to go check up on Sanemi.
(Sanemi beat the absolute shit outta him).

HAIIII GUYS!! THANK YOU FOR READING MY STORY!! THIS IS A LIL SHORT STORY!! Pls don't cancel me... ;-;....im still learning new shit abt this app n ima make my profile later.

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