WARNINGS!!! THICK IF IT BY KSI, BRAINROT AND MORE!!!!
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Pie stared at the cards she grasped in her hands
An ace... Six of diamonds and the rest of those whatever idrc rn.
"Well I win Because I say so." She smiled and placed all of her cards down.
"No. You don't you had to do the griddy before you win. You promised that before you choked on Tree's lasagna" Liy growled.
"Want doggy style tonight honey?" Pie whispered in Liy's ear, her voice tainted with zest (zesty asFFF)
Liy stayed quiet and Pie trotted to Tree, who was miserably failing at making a pie.
"PIEEE WHAT ARE YOU MADE OUT OF AGAIN?"
"None of your BUSINESS!!!" Until suddenly Two comes outta no where with exactly 17 speakers, doing the griddy with Gaty trailing behind.
"What do you guys want?!" Marker exclaimed, smiling.
Two gave them a slight smirk and this played.
"FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN, TO THE KING WHERE'S MY CROWN-" Liy turned off the disgusting asf taste of music and yelled back.
"WHERES YOUR CROWD CUNT???"
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Two slyly stepped away and started running, Gaty only feet away from him, but they left the speakers here.
"FOR A PRANK!!!!!!" Blocky came from the sky Tarzan style and took the speakers out of the air, hand tightly grasped on Bells string. Strangely enough she was okay with it but I say that doesn't matter rn because it doesn't.
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Blocky scanned the area for people he could "prank" hey, aren't Pricetag and Cake dating?!(I am so sorry I add them wherever I go) Let's prank them! Like a bird swooping for it's prey Blocky flew down and played Thick of it by KSI, after his onslaught was done Cake was sobbing on Taggys shoulder, and Pricetag themself looking traumatized.
"EARRAPEEEE" Four screeched from afar and teleported Blocky to an executioner area.
They grabbed the axe from afar, smiling creuly. Blocky stepped back, he didn't know his pranks could go this far until Leafy came storming in, her tail twitching anxiously.
"FOUR. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INVITATION TO THE DIDDY PARTY WE'RE GOING TO???" She yelled, annoyed at the no skibidi Diddy party that she ain't going to no more 💀
"Ummm.... Honey the information for the trips still the fridge." They mumbled, looking at their feet.
Blocky smiled, the two were arguing. More pranks!! Even if it was considered earrape he WILL GET HIS WAY.
"https://youtu.be/gQzWr8MoJXA?si=iCCh1njrQoJhBeF6"
"FUCK. NOT THAT SONG." Four was on the ground, bawling their eyes out.
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"What about it?" Blocky asked.
"SKIBIDI TOILET ENDED MY 5 YEAR LONG RELATIONSHIP WITH X AKHSNSHSBSHTSHSHSHSKWHKQGSHQHSGJSBSHWVWHGWK UBSHSJWHAJHAJWHVWJWV WJ WKWHNWYWHWVGS BAJABAKSGAJK" They disappeared in about two seconds, leaving all of the objects skibidi SHOCKED 😱😱😱
Tree casually looked over to BH *insert Lenny face here**
"Wanna see Pie and Liy fuck?"
"Already two steps ahead 🤑" BH replied, flinging Tree towards Pie's house.
"So tell me pookie, what was your relationship like?" Leafy whispered, holding Four's hands.
"Only X called me pookie..."
"NGH~ FASTER X!!!~~~~~" Marker shouted from the crowd, and for skedaddled up.
"Who the fuck said that?"
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"I SAID. WHO SAID THATT??? IF YALL DON'T TELL ME WHO SAID THAT I AM NOT GIVING YOU NO SKIBIDI SLICERS UNTIL YOU ANSWERRRRRR."
Everyone slowly turned to Marker, who was shivering in his timbers!
(Fuck I just realized something. WHERE DID 4 COME FROM??? IDEK MANNNN)
"You ... YOUR RIZZLESS OKAY???? YOU HAVE ZERO. RIZZ MARKER."
Collected gasps came from the cloud
"Oh no! That's the worst roast you can give anyone!"
"Let's see how much aura he really has..."
"Well honey at least I haven't gone through ten divorces in a month." He smirked, Four was frozen with shock. The others surprised at his retort.
"Make that 11 by the end of this meeting thing." He exclaimed as he walked through the door (the door that I said is magically there)
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"DANGG" Blocky yelled, and gave Four a pat on the back. "2763 AURA LOST THERE!"
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I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form
They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
I went from living rooms straight out to sold out tours
Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah)
My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh)
In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows)
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh)
Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
This is how the story goes (Nah, nah)
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm sorry guys 😭
These lyrics actually got me dying
"They know me from where it snows" id rather choke on TREES LASAGNA THEN EVER HEAR YOUR VOICE AGAIN!!!
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