*Damien was dating popa. They eee both 22 years old and very kawaii together. The biggest ship in high school BUT.. the kawaii sigma alpha Damien wasn't in love with popa.. he only wanted popas discord nitro he was basically a discord kitten*
*One day, Damien accidentally got popa pregnant...*
Popa: kawaii kitten..??
Damein: y-yes ..? *Fake blushZ
Popa: im pregnant.
*Damien's world stoped. What..? No.. this can't be..*
*Popa smiled, putting Damien's hand on his belly*
Popa; kitten.. we're gonna be.. fathers...
Damien: no you're just fat
Popa; EDCUSE me?! *Gasp, cries as he turns into a horse*
*Damien giggled turning into Gerald from MCR*
Damien:"Heh.." *he started flying to maxs house*
Max: PEDO POPA/MADALIN IS PREGNANT?!
Damien: yeah but dw bro I have an idea🥺🥺🥺
Max: omg that's so kawaii desu of you *max blushed cutely and so did Damien*
*The next day Damien was pregnant with maxs kid. Pedo popa maladin found out and got so angry*
Pedo popa maladin: YOURE SHPOOSED GO BE MINR! MJNE!! AWOOOO!!! *he transformed into a freaky pedofile. He jumped like a rabbit chanting a discord kitten ritual*
Pedo popa madalin: MY SKIBIDI.. MY DISCOFD KITTEN.. COME BACK TO LIFEEE! *he said, cutting his hair, turning bald, grabbing Damien and doing a ritual on him.*
Popa pedo madalin: *starts chanting some alien bs*
*Damien almost died when suddenly max saved him!*
Max: heh.. don't worry my kitten.. I got you...
*Damien blushed and suddenly max and Damien chopped off popa pedo maladins balls and made him suffer a miscarriage!*
Popa pedo maladin: w-what?! NO!! *dies while getting fingered from superglue*
*Max and Damien lived happily ever after the end*
