why did nobody snap me out of my regretevator phase because i literally had a gnarpy avatar dawg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i hate gnarpee whyd i do that
anyways im going to post thy headcannons
- yall er. i ship benjamin and jericho. like. nerd hacker mastermind x the spy doing the heavy lifting. also some cutesy jock x nerd stuff. dies like a british soldier exploded by a zombie holding a gunpowder barrel while trying to lower a platform /ref
- cracked at roblox (mainly plays uhh Defend The Train, Guts & Blackpowder.. maybe some first person shooters every now and again. also likes horror)
- very mildly on the chonk side. just a few kg. is ok.
- probably one of my stupidest headcanons but urm.. etienne and benjamin are kinda like siblings at this point. they kinda aren't related but they're rlly good friendos.
- 5'9" (thats like 6 inches taller than etienne (lmao short))
- loves fried dough
- roguelite fan
- also responds to Benji
- stares at doors while coding (FNAF-coded)
- no preference between cats and dogs
- has played ultrakill (real good. can't P-rank P-2 but is good at it. did perfect every other level tho)
- totally doesn't carry etienne like a baby (silly)
- says "what the dog doin" every time he sees a dog
- has been on 4chan (and actively works against animal cruelty on that site)
- chaotic good
- once almost flipping died because he called a 2-3-0 super monkey "low-end"
- only 10% more mentally insane (coding not easy)
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stupid idiot writes BTD6 headcanons
Фанфикyall i got hyperfixated and im going to write about it. everybody gets stupid headcanons (at one point or another) no romantic ships, but every now and again goes like "yeah i think these two would be friends" planned to include hcs for monkeys, her...
