total drama fuckers
noah: hey guys! did you have a demure 💓 or brat 🍏 summer this year!
gwen: SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SQUIRT ALL OVER YOU
alejandro: damn sorry everyone ever asked
cody: aww, noah, thanks for asking! i was a bit of a bad girl this year...i had a brat 🍏 summer...
noah: it's okay! not everyone has demure 💓 summers!
courtney: aw so cute bonding
gwen: LITERALLY SHUT UP I HATE THE WORD DEMURE
duncan: i had a demure summer! 🌺
gwen: SHUT TEH FUCK UP DUNCAN DONUTS
courtney: duncanrainbowdashchocolateswirl
duncan: CAN YOU NOT?
courtney: 😐
courtney: not my fault you went around introducing yourself like that as a child
duncan: listen
heather: BRAT SUMMER 💚
alejandro: are you RECORDING 💜
lindsay: guys stomach angles are sooooo cute!!!
eva: what
izzy: i agree! when you get all the silly juices from every view!
lindsay: no waht teh fuck are you taling about izzy? im talking about naked babies
noah: naked...babies...are cute...?
lindsay: yeah the naked babies!
cody: do you mean...sonny angels...?
duncan: look they even text the same
lindsay: thats what i said cornhead i said story adjacent what prt of that do u not understand???
alejandro: sonny angels are very demure 💓
gwen: dude im serious. stop.
alejandro: ooh that sounds really bratty! 💚
alejandro: all jokes aside i love charli xcx
lindsay: i love charhorse execution too! i love her new album 💚
heather: tyler how do you deal with this?
tyler: i have multiple manic episodes in a day because of it
tyler: im hanging onto life by a thread
noah: yeah we can tell
justin: the number of times youve been in the hospital is a larger number than the amount of girlfriends ive had
trent: what about the number of boyfriends you've had?
justin: whew thats a story for another day!
heather: sent a link
duncan: ok tf i am not doing that
bridgette: but buzzfeed quizzes are cool!
duncan: 'brat vs demure: which one are you?' hell nah 😭
duncan: duncans are not brat or demure
noah: see how nobody asked, duncan? very mindful, very demure
gwen: SHUT UP SHUT THE ATCUAL FUCK UP SHUT IT CAN IT MUFFLE IT
courtney: i got brat so there must be something wrong bc i was demure
gwen: im leaving they got courtney too.
courtney: i feel great
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total drama asscrack
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