Virat: Did you eat all the donuts?
Rohit: No!
Virat: Rohit, stop lying to me! I can see the powder on your pants.
Rohit: *panicking* that's cocaine
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Hardik: Jassi is very kind-hearted
Rohit: *smiling proudly* Yeah..I know!
Hardik: You know? At first I met Jassi, he gave me 500 rupees. It wasn't necessary and nobody asked him to do it, but he still did.
Jassi: I thought he was homeless.
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Rahul: QUICK, YOU'RE LOOSING A LOT OF BLOOD...WHAT IS YOUR TYPE?
Hardik (bleeding out) : tall, male, Handsome, dark brown eyes, supportive, caring-
Rahul: BLOOD TYPE YOU IDIOT!
Hardik: oh
(looked down at his wound)
Hardik: Red
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Group chat-
(Everyone decides to irritate Siraj as he doesn't know English very well)
Jaddu: Minute and minute shouldn't be spell the same.
Shub: I am not content with this content.
Arshdeep: I object to that object.
Ishan: I need to read what I read again.
Shrey: Excuse me! but there is no Excuse for this.
Yashasvi: Someone should wind this thread up and throw it in the wind.
Hardik: I hope you don't mind but you just fucked with my mind.
Siraj: Agar tum ladko ne ye likhna band nahi kiya to mujhe nahi lagta tum ladke ho.
(if you boys don't stop writing this, then I don't think that you are boys)
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Virat: If I fall?
Rohit: I'll be there to catch you.
Ishan: (looks at Shubman) If I fall?
Shub: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Hardik: *watches these two interactions*
Hardik: (to Rahul) If I fall?
Rahul: I'll be the one who pushed you!
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Virat: So guys, what do you do if you find a dead person?
Hardik: Poke it with a stick.
Jassi: Find Rohit bhaiya.
Jaddu: offer them coca cola.
Virat: NO YOU IDIOTS CALL THE POLICE
Jassi: ..........although finding Rohit bhaiya might not be a bad idea.
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Shub: Guys I accidentally bought a snake, what should I name him?
Rohit: YOU DID WHAT-
Virat: THAT MONEY WAS FOR YOUR WATCH!!!
Jaddu: Snake Gyllenhaal
Ishan: William Snakespeare
Hardik: Barack Cobrama
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Rohit: How's the food?
Rahul: It's great! Send compliments to the chef.
Rohit: okay
Rohit: (in the kitchen) you are really handsome!
Virat: (flustered) oh...alright
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Rohit: What do you guys want to be in your next life?
Virat: A fish.
Shub: (sitting while placing his elbow on Ishan's head) part of a mosquito gang.
Ishan: (silently sobbing) tall.
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Hardik: I wasn't up all night.
Rahul: I was woken up by you shouting along to the Chikni Chameli song every 20 minutes.
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HumorCollection of incorrect quotes on our beloved Indian Cricket Team. [Both Romantic and Platonic]
