"Poor things..." Izuku read a news article on his phone.
"What was that?" Inko, Izuku's lovely mother, loudly asked from the kitchen. "Who's poor, Izuku?"
"You don't know?" Izuku suddenly appeared next to her in the kitchen, startling her.
"You... Izuku!" Inko bopped him on the head with the wooden spoon she was using. "What have I told you about using your Meta like that? If you scare me again, I'll throw you across the Fourth World!"
"The whole thing?" Izuku crossed his arms. "Good luck with that. Your Meta, at best, would launch me about a country over!"
Inko growled. "You wanna bet, you little shrimp?" Izuku growled back. "I think I do, you old hag!"
Then they laughed together a few moments later.
"You're as firey as your father."
Izuku smiled. "And for that, I have pride. And yes, I accept your apology. Y'know, for calling me a shrimp."
"You called me old!" Inko jokingly retorts. "I'm as youthful as any other lady in their late 2nd century of life! What you said was hurtful!"
"Yeah, well, you're old by human standards."
"Humans?" Inko asked with curiosity in her tone. "You're interested in those of the lower plane?"
"As if!" Izuku said. "Their lifespans are much shorter than ours, and our planet is exactly 1,100,000 times bigger than any planet in their cosmos!"
He lived on an extremely massive superplanet with a massive population. Their sun wasn't like the ones in the lower plane. It was instead a Hypergiant star.
"Then you insulted me by using their metrics to measure me..." Inko resists the urge to hit him. "Anyways, what did you come on here for again?"
"Ah, right." Izuku showed his mother what he was reading earlier. In a single glance, she fully grasped everything. "It's about these..."
"I know. Lady Chaos and Lord Pine Tree were thrown into the lower plane. Stupid names aside, doing that was pretty stupid."
"Stupid? Why?"
"Because the lower plane can't handle Metas like theirs!"
"What? They'll be fine! I heard Pine Tree's Meta was pretty pathetic. He needs to gather power before he can do basic things like warp reality and travel through space-time. He wouldn't have survived here."
"Yeah, but while space-time manipulation may be a regular thing here, from what I heard, it isn't on the lower plane. He would probably be considered a God down there."
"Probably, but he's bound to be killed by some human at some point. I don't know about Lady whatshername, though. She seems pretty scary."
"If they didn't want those kids, they should've just thrown them into the Chronocano. Or killed them."
"The chrono what?"
Inko threateningly points her spoon at him. "You need to brush up on your geography! The Chronocano is a rupture on Christmas Island. In it, time doesn't move. And when it erupts, everything in it gets erased from existence. Bad little kids like you get tossed in it all year 'round."
"Christmas Island?" Izuku nudged his mother. "Speaking of Christmas, there's this neat little continuity I'd like to check out in the lower plane. It's called My Hero Academia. Can I check out one of the universes in it for Christmas, please?"
Inko glared at him before her eyes widened. "You... you were planning this, weren't you?! You brought up humans and those two kids, so I'd mention the Chronocano on Christmas Island, at which point, you'd transition to what you wanted for Christmas for the 20th time!"
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Your Lives Are My Game
FanfictionJoin Izuku as he plays around in a world of heroes and villains, exploring many different routes and endings, uncaring of the consequences thanks to his all-powerful time manipulating abilities. ‼️CROSSPOSTED ON AO3‼️ ‼️AO3: Xerem7‼️