Before reading just know that this story is really cringey.
I was walking back home from work, no one was around. Just me. It's probably about 12 A.M. right now. I'm really tired, I just wanna just go home. There's some werid noises coming from that bush. It's very odd. I ignore the sounds and keep walking. And then I hear it again.
"Uh, yeah this is getting creepy" I whispered to myself.
"Aw, thanks" Said a voice from the bush "You think I'm creepy"
"How can you here me from all the way over there, in that bush, and while I was whispering" I said
The voice screamed "I OBVIOUSLY HAVE GOOD HEARING, SOMETHING YOU DON'T HAVE"
"EXCUSE ME?? I HAVE PERFECT HEARING" I screamed back
The voice didn't respond and made werid noises. There was also a loud stinky fart. Gross, I know. Then it went quite for a few seconds.
"Yeah, I'm going home" I said very weirded out
Suddenly a red monkey came out of the bush. It was really creepy!!! I got the shivers. The red monkey looked familiar.
I finally recognized him "Red Dude, how did you end up here???"
"I got really hungry so I decided to eat some humans, oh hey your a human" Red Dude said
"BRO I GAVE YOU 100 BANANAS, HOW MANY MORE DO YOU WANT" I yelled at him
Red Dude got nervous "Uh they disappeared"
"Red Dude, no lies" I said
Red Dude got mad and said "Ugh I always eat bananas, it's so boring"
"To bad to sad" I said very sassy
Red Dude transformed into a monkey demon. Yeah, that's how upset he got.Red Dude riped out a loud fart.
"EW YOUR SO GROSS, IM LEAVING" I yelled
Red Dude got even more upset "You can't leave!!!! YOUR ME DINNER"
I ran and ran back home. My heart was beating really fast. I got home safe. What a nightmare..
