𝐌𝐈𝐙𝐔 ─ 〃★ 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 added member

# | incorrect quotes (iv)

# ; 𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙾𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝚀𝚄𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂

───〃★

mizu: so that's my plan.
seungmin: are you alright with constructive criticism? i don't want to sound mean.
mizu: no, go ahead, i want to hear it.
seungmin: it fucking sucks.
mizu: that's not constructive criticism.

───〃★

hyunjin: when are we gonna fuck?
mizu: what?
hyunjin: oh sorry autocorrect. when are we gonna hang out?
mizu: first of all, that two words isn't even close to each other. and second of all, this is a verbal conversation...

───〃★

chan: are you ever going to listen to me?
mizu: yes.
chan: when?
mizu: when you're right.

───〃★

chan: i know you snuck out last night, mizu.
jeongin, whispering: play dumb!
mizu: who's mizu?
jeongin: not that dumb!

───〃★

changbin: how would you rate your pain?
mizu: zero stars.
changbin: ...
mizu: would not recommend.

───〃★

mizu: are you wearing make up? where'd your freckles go?
felix: winter just makes my freckles fade.
mizu: i see.
*later*
mizu, beating the snow with a shovel: give him back his freckles you bitch.

───〃★

mizu: do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
han: it was autocorrect.
mizu: autocorrect wrote 'you're so hot. please date me.'?
han: yes.

───〃★

minho: let's put this matter aside for the time being.
mizu, looking around nervously: can only you see the 'time being'?
minho: huh?
mizu: is it standing near me?
minho: who?
mizu, on the verge of a panic attack: the 'time being'.

@𝘫𝘴𝘷𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘬𝘪