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Slow down - Laufey
[A error screen glitched before changing into a video of worker drones, and a girls voice can be heard as she speaks]
Uzi: we are worker drones: autonomous robots helping humans mind exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JC Jenson, IN SPAAAAACEE...
Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex but it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything. Mostly because they handled that just fine all by themselves.
With biologal life wiped from the planet, they found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off.
We finally had a future...
All to ourselves...
Unfortunately... our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI.[4 Drones left some kind of pod that a bunch of worker drones found before they murdered the large group of the worker drones that gathered around their ship]
[the presentation stops as we can now see who was talking]
Uzi: But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?!
Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors?! It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident.
Anyway, that's why my project is this.. . SICK-AS-HELL RAILGUN![The class gasped and muttering is heard around the class before a student yells out scared]
Riley: So not the vibe!
Uzi: Easy, morons. It doesn't work. YET. It doesn't work YET. Who said it doesn't work?! MAYBE IT DOES!
[Uzi started laughing before the teacher sighs as he starts speaking]
Teacher: Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons.
Uzi: Oh, and this magnetically amplified photon converter doesn't count?
Teacher: No. Plus, repressed emotional baggage was only worth 2 points on the rubric, and is it supposed to be that color?
[Her Railgun had turned a red color and had started sparking and smoking]
Uzi: huh?
...
[Uzi sat in the nurses office before two girls are seen at the door laughing at her]
Lizzy: Eww. [scoffs] it didn't kill her. Oh, my god, I'm so bad.
Uzi: Ugh
[she sighed while rolling her eyes before distant yelling is heard down the hall making Uzi perk up a bit to see who was at the door now]
Thad: [laughs] Classic toxic masculinity, Chad! That's never gonna end up problematic. Oh, wow — Uzi? I-I heard you, uh —