Please don't Ban my Ass

Have mercy on my Soul

This little story is just so that I don't link my Fanfiction Directly to the Shadow Slave Reddit. Since the Mods don't like Content that violates their Rules being directly Linked to the Shadow Slave Reddit, which I can totally understand and just wasn't aware of.

You can find my Fanfiction under the same user as this small story here. So you can Skip this if you want and just go straight to the Fan Fic Or you don't, I don't really care.

Once upon a time, far away In a Small German Village there was a Guy. Someday he had decided to start reading. Something he would have never thought of doing before. But after he did a balding Friend recommended a Novel Called Shadow Slave. The Guy didn't know the Novel and was skeptical.

"1680 Chapter? Wie lange soll ich denn lesen verdammte scheiße, 10 Jahre?"

He told his friend. But the Balding Friend said with a Assuring voice.

"Ich schwöre, ließ einfach. Beste Novel ever."

And so the Guy began to read and soon he realized what His Hairless companion had meant. Shadow Slave was indeed the best piece of Fiction he had ever read. So he did just that.

Around a month later he had started a new Job and was back in his own Apartment, but the more important thing was that he had finished the entire Novel in about 35 Days. He let out a disappointed sigh and mumbled.

"Mein Leben macht keinen Sinn mehr, die Leere zerreißt mich. Was soll ich jetzt machen?"

He thought about reading other Novels, but nothing could satisfy his hunger for more Shadow Slave content. So in the end he had decided to dive into the World of Fanfiction. AO3 was Something he had once heard about, but never had a reason to visit. But now he had and so he did.

A couple of weeks later and a lot more reading he had finished most of the Fanfiction about his Favorite novel. But his hunger was still not Saturated. So he decided To try something new. Writing his own Fanfiction.

Soon he began to post about his Fanfiction on one of the Most prominent Newspapers. The Shadow Slave Reddit. But he had made a Technical Error. Out of laziness he had forgotten to read the Terms of Service and therefore had managed To anger the Gods.

One day after making a post about his Fanfiction he received A message.

"You shall not link any NSFW Content directly to the Reddit. This Is a Warning for You Chicken."

The Chicken was startled. He understood his Error and made a mental node. But a couple of Days later he was sitting at his Workstation sleep deprived not thinking about his Actions and made the same Mistake once Again.

The Gods of the Shadow Slave Reddit were angry of course and swung their Hammer.

"For One day you shall be banned from the Reddit. I Hope you will learn your lesson in the Depths of the Shadow Realm, Invader Chicken!"

And so he did, the Issue lay now clear in front of him so he was looking for a solution. Quickly he found one and so this story was brought to life.

So that the Gods may have mercy on my soul and the readers of my Fanfiction continue to receive a post when it's time for another Chapter once more.