1) Puberty.
2) fairy dust (thanks for this one @eliza-phancakes lololol)
3) SEX.
4) Potatoes
5) Screamo music
6) the obvious reason... DEADLIFT.
7) Something to do with chocolate cake
8) McDonalds
9) Obama.
10) Sugar
11) Toilet paper.
12) ya know, these are real and I didn't do anything to get em this big, right?
13) THE PUMP (Eliza again :P)
14) Just shake em. Just shake em like it's an earthquake.
15) San Francisco because Matt Nathanson and Train. .
16) Pink shirts
17) If you wear a sports bra a size to small it can make them swollen and sore tbh but don't do that
18) NeverShoutNever
19) Jason Derulo (he talks dirty to me ;3)
20) sock monkeys
21) <- IMMA KILL THAT NUMBER
22) Overly stuffed bras
23) Cats
24) FLAVORFUL ICE CUBES
25) warm objects
26) anime
27) sheets
28) Beyoncé
29) Oreo
30) pillows
31) I still have 29 more to go
32) alcohol
33) Oliver Sykes
34) Christofer Drew
35) Ya know find your OWN Gary and I dunna your boobs will grow ?
36) have you tried having your period..?
37) Doors.
38) more doors.
39) another door
40) 3 doors down
41) brown eyeshadow
42) idk what the fuck I'm saying
43) every now and then a donut
44) wallpaper
45) paint
46) woods helps too
47) morning wood (if ya know what I mean
S:3)
48) that's right morning wood to build a chicken coop or something
49) eggs
50) 10 more to go
51) flower petals mhm
52) shots in your tits that helps a lot I get them every month (I'm joking Gawd)
53) the 30th of every month; every Ping Ding should sing the chorus of their favorite song
54) that was supposed to say 20th but 30th is good too so every 30th
55) pillow cases
56) cupcakes
57) a whisk or two
58) videogamessssssss
59) llamas
60) catnip on a scratching post
ITS OVER
I SAID RANDOM SHIT
But seriously, I didn't do anything to get my boobs like this. They're naturally this size and you can deal with it. All I did was have a period each month. TADA
Bai :3
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De TodoThese are literally just thoughts I will right down so they are out of my head. Most of these will probably be so weird, you will just comment "Why. Do. You think that?!" and my comment will be "*shruggies*" ENJOY ~..::..:::..Aika-Bakea-Cupcake..:::...
