Evil Morty Facts

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1. He has a very complicated relationship with touching. While he's busy, he might let someone just hold onto him and cling to him (pretty much what Bill does with Rick 24/7) since he's too busy working on inventions to care enough about someone near him. They might just get an elbow anywhere to their body if they try anything more though, because it's efficient and quick and he can get back to work immediately while the person recovers. However if someone manages to get him to stop working and then tries to be grabby and touchy, he'll just push them away because his hands are free. He'll probably let it slide every once in a while, especially if the person is whiny about not being able to cling to him (I really have to fix Bill's character-), but anything more than that and he would most likely just shove them completely off and/or punch them, possibly even shoot them.
This is just based on how he is right now, this could very much change the more he gets to know more people and gets more socialization in his life. But for the moment, he has no one he's interested in enough to allow very much touching. He still gets offended if Rick pats his head, but that also might just be because it's Rick, and he doesn't like Rick. Although headpats themselves could be considered condescending to him, so maybe it's just that. And Rick, because he hates Rick. So, he may be find with touching in very specific circumstances but if anything near him is outright sexual he will be very disgusted. He finds the obsessions with Jessica gross and creepy.

2. He's a cis male, somewhere on the aro/ace spectrum. I don't see him having any actual attraction to anyone, and easily grossed out by anything sexual. He will still date, but until I get more stuff in RP I can't really explain it that well.

3. His love language is definitely "acts of service". After being taken out of school for so long and forced to go on "adventures", he probably does everything for himself and nothing for anyone else unless it actually benefits him. So for him to pry himself off his work and go do stuff for someone like cooking, or picking up groceries or something even when he's not hungry or doesn't need anything from the store, he'll have to really like the person. Doofus Rick might actually be at this point here, he really is starting to like Doofus a lot. While he might not do something for Rick, he'll probably go get something Doofus wants.

4. I don't think he likes going out, at all. Unless he needs to, or wants to torture someone by dragging them to another random dimension. He just doesn't like people, doesn't like not working, all that fun stuff. The guy needs a break.

5. He doesn't sleep. He'll work for days on end and get snappier and snappier the more people tell him he has to stop working. The only thing people can do is bring him food to keep him alive and wait for him to pass out and move him to a room later. Or just leave him at his workbench, who knows. And even then, after he wakes up he'll refuse to sleep on his own and go back to the cycle. The guy cannot let himself have a break.

6. He doesn't listen to music, somehow. He sits in silence, or with the noise of his work and nothing else. The guy is a complete freak.

7. He doesn't like parties, and doesn't like dancing. He just wants to sit in the corner with snacks and probably just people-watch. He most likely likes people-watching, even if he hates interacting with people himself.

8. He's probably been called out for "staring" at people when in reality he's just zoned out and has a very bored or annoyed expression at all times. And then he insults them because he's actually annoyed now.

9. He likes food. Literally the only reason he went to the dance with Tom was because of food. To be fair he probably doesn't stop working enough to eat. But he is also stupid for eating food in another dimension without knowing if it was even safe for humans. The entire dance thing could've been a trap to kill him and it would have been that easy. At least we know he trusts Tom enough in that regard. (Rick should definitely use this against him. Very fun argument idea.)

10. He always has a juice box with him. It's like popcorn for him, if he's watching something interesting go down, he's got a juice box. If he has an extra, he'll probably give it to someone else who seems really nervous or on the verge of crying. Not because he carws or anything, definitely not, just because it's annoying.

11. Don't call him soft. Just don't. It's a dangerous game to call him soft. Only certain people can even call him nice, nobody can call him soft.

12. He will slap anyone who disrespects him, especially if it's Rick. He is totally ready, he expects it all the time and he is always ready to attack. He'll probably give the person a warning look like "if you keep it up, you're asking for it" and then once it gets worse he attacks.