Unsure re-beginnings, the medival curse

The king's diner

"Yes your majesty, it has been a long while since we've seen each other" and the king busted out laughing and said "Marcus, you are a true man of honor, it is a shame your companions died during the Drevnar raid" and a scream echoed through the dinner room, all individuals inside went silent and their eyes opened wide, wider than the entirety of Mount Rushmore, the king reassured the people that the imperial marksmen (even more dangerous than royal guards) will take care of any intruder but one of the marksmen entered the room with a missing arm and a giant piece of wood going through his chest, the last thing he says before collapsing is "freakishly tall" and Marcus stands up and examines the body, he says "in my world, well the one I'm at currently before being thrown here, we have something called an autopsy, and this one says our perpetrator is someone familiar, fear not".

As the grand door opens, a lanky shadow is looming, the king (I forgot to say, his name is bullion) and his disciples all hid in fear behind the concrete wall, Marcus stood up and looked at the shadow, in a soft voice, the shadow says "ugh, why do Elizabethan women like tight clothes so much, does it make me look fat" and Marcus replies with "more or less" and she replies sarcastically "well I can't have you think of other women while I'm with you" and they hug (him mostly confused from her statement).

Bullion shouts behind his wall "no affection or adultery in my castle" and Marcus replies with "eh, you owe me one either way" and may quickly pulls him aside and shouts "get the hell away from Charles, he's dangerous, the day is coming and it's today", confused Charles asks "I wouldn't hurt a fly, my father knows that too but what's wrong with me?" And may pulls out a riot shield and says "be gone evil", Charles pulls out a police baton and says "checkmate" (payday 2) then he chockes on seemingly nothing and spits out a rock and says "was I supposed to do that?" And explodes

(This part is super long so bear with me)
However the entire scene is stopped before anything major happens and Charles comes out and says "this is super complicated, so let me extra explain it to you, you see I'm not a normal kid ("you're 22" someone says in the distance), I was born with powers, ok this is super cheesy just watch this"
And we cut to the past
"This is who I was, a general salesman and tradesman, I used to sell everything and anything interesting, until some super secretive government guys broke into our house to tell us i was a heroes (these people seriously drive Toyota fortuners, that's gotta be something) and made my parents reveal their true identity, so super long story short, my mother may is a seriously cool ex freelancer agent, and contractor, and dealer, and well every job you can think of, how can a McDonalds employee afford a GT2 RS??

My father isn't even a human, he's technically built human but is from leyland, a society that's stuck in a time loop of Elizabethan times because of the destroyer of epochs, he's a paladin and was on of the highest ranking ones too, outclassing even the strongest castes of the universe
Well that's cool and all but they made me train so hard, and I'm grateful for it but goddamn did I lose a super valuable job, oh well it's worth it
So I was tasked to defeat the big 5, I call them that hehe, they are earths first line of defense from everything non human, it consists of max, a Syrian speed person (he's fast) but he got eaten by the shadows and became the prince of greed

Then there is Kira, the Swedish fury, she got sentenced to hell and returned as an elemental deity, now she don't fight no more, but is damned either way

Then there's Shaun, the destroyer of epochs, well that was until last week I learnt, he's a cool Chinese guy that's very clingy but he's the best fighter there is, especially with magic

Fourth is an Irish demigod: Melanie, she's mostly a drunkie but her powers are pretty worth it, let's see what's not to like, has a wolf as pet, can fly, is a nature talker, commands anything that's not human made, yeah pretty overpowered

Finally is my father Marcus, he joined more so as a truce, TLDR it was an absolute coincidence he and max met but a good one nonetheless, well these people got taken advantage of by the black masks, they done some very bad things to everyone, but it's not a problem, I beat the big 5 yay, so small problem happened

When I was celebrating my victory, my father felt unwell, so I went to check on him and so did my mother, he ran out and we saw Shaun scavenging a dumpster for a plastic bottle to recycle to redeem his recycling champion account (10 thousand points get you far cry 1-7) and Marcus said "leave me" we both asked the reason for and Shaun shouted "open your damn eyes" and pointed to the sky, a giant hand formed from a cloud and grabbed us all, all of us, as we were being lifted into the air, the hand held out its pinky and also abducted Shaun with us

We woke up on a dinner table and Marcus asks weakly "Oswald?" Then faints
Confused I wonder why my father recognized a random woman then my mother pushed me off the table and applied vodka on his severed ankles, then wrapped them in bandages and we were stranded
And this is where the prologue and my annoying voice leaves
Bu-"

The room goes into an explosion again and as the smoke cleared, the rock that was apparently in his stomach glowed and attached itself to Charles chest, and took control of him, the rock grew a brand new body from nothing, the head had a crown of sort, of which one side was smooth and polished and the other was jagged and sharp
Eyes were as blue as ice, a brand new chest plate that glows orange and red with every breath and at the center is a spiraling rock, the rock that summons the warden
Charles also got 2 lava like gauntlets tied by the chains of law and order, the whole thing was tied by an oddly large orange and blue belt that belongs in WWE and a man skirt? Well it had aura and that matters
Finally the kicks, they were both some kind of grim boots you'd wear at a cosplay for best dead knight, but one was copper and the other was gold
By his side stood 3 pillars, each with a rune capable on control, destruction and fate
Charles truly was an advanced life form

But that's too late, so let's rewind to the whole beginning