It's 4:23 am and Miranda is eating a cupcake she found outside in the trash. "Yummmm..." She says, chocolate covering her whole face. Just then, Shawn Mendes flies through her window, causing the window to shatter and Shawn to fall face flat onto the ground.
"Shawn! Omfg I love you sooooo much like marry me now!!!!1!1!1!" Miranda screeches, throwing her cupcake. The cupcake lands on her new dog Nena that came from the sun.
"BARKBARKARBAKRABRKABKRBA" Nena says. Miranda looks at Nena and smiles. "I love you too Nena."
Miranda then looks back at Shawn and yells, "SHAWN OMFGGG WAKE UP I LOVE YOU LETS GET MARRIED AND HAVE 8 KIDS AND A DOG NAMED SALLY!!!!"
"Who you calling Shawn?" He says as he sits up, glass falling off of his jawline that is so sharp it can literally cut the tension between two people.
"You're Shawn right! I'LL BE NEEDING STICHEEESSSSSSS" she yells at the top of her lungs, her voice so high pitched it made dog's ears bleed because it sounded like a dog whistle.
"I'M SHAWNAYNAY" he looks at her and she gasps.
Shawnaynay's hair looks like straws and he's wearing a stained crop top because Nena pooped on it. He has booty shorts on and 10 inch high heels.
"Bish I'm Shawnaynay I'll slap a bish, bish." He says, pointing her finger in a Z motion.
"I love you Shawn and your mu-" Miranda says before Shawn slaps her right in the face.
"I told you that I'd slap a bish." Shawnaynay then proceeds to jump out of the window, seeing a possum and falling off of a cliff because possums are some scary ass mother fuckers.
Quote Shawnaynay.
"Back to the cupcake." Miranda looks at Nena and Nena has already eaten the cupcake.
Just then Aliza pops in from her drain in her room because everybody has a drain in their room.
"Hi Aliza!!!1!1!1!" Miranda exclaims. Aliza gets a lighter and sets a piece of paper on fire, then she throws it on Miranda. The room starts smoking because of Miranda's burning clothes.
"I guess you could say I'm...
Smoking hot"
Badum-tss.
Then she went to the hospital and saw a chicken dancing to the chicken dance before blacking out and dreaming about Nena having Shawnaynay's body.
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I honestly don't know what any of this was.
I'm literally questioning my sanity right now.
But yeah whoever reads this, first off...WHY DO YOU READ LIKE WHAT
second off
Don't get offended because I mentioned Shawn Mendes he's an amazing talented singer and I respect him.
Shawnaynay is just a little out of control
*eats cupcake* *waits for Miranda to attack me because of this chapter*
Oh yeah her account is FrostyxMendes so go follow her and read her fanfictions okay?
Also read mine because I don't know self promoting?
Bye lol
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