The story

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by Vadermonpublishing

by Vadermonpublishing

Open on a small town in the south of England where Marc and his friend DIO are cleaning up after their shift at Starbucks.

Marc: "So then, what are your plans for the weekend?"

Marc could never quite pierce through the social bubble of death that DIO had built up around himself, he was a difficult man to make interaction wit, so petty small talk was all Marc could do to "Break the ice" so to speak.

DIO: "There's this nightclub I want to go to for Vampires where they serve blood and they even have Human cattle for you to drink from, for a Vampire like me it sounds like a great place to unwind. I know you aren't a Vampire like me but you can come with me to chill and stuff if you want?"

Marc: "Sounfs pretty cool I know the place I'll meet you there then!!!"

Marc was oblivious to a secret which I'm going to dramatically reveal in a little bit, DIO was hiding something from mark, something bloody, something 16 year old girls in 2008 would go crazy for when twighlight film release!

Cut to the nightclub

DIO: "So then Marc, it's good to see you, I know you aren't a Vampire so it took a lot of integrity and respect to come here tonight, I want you to know how much I appreciate you for accepting me as many people think Vampires are just evil monsters!"

They enter, get very drunk and then DIO and Marc go to a room together in a nearby motel and then they wait till the morning where they are then not drunk and they start doing it. But suddenly Marc sees two small teeth sized marcs on DIO's neck!

Marc: "PH MY GOD DIO YOU ARE VAMPIRE!!!!"

DIO: "Marc I've told you this for the many years we have worked together, how are you only finding out now"

YOU NEVER TOLD ME!

DIO: "MARC I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME FOR WHO I WAS, BEING A VAMPIRE MEANS NOTHING, ITS LEGAL, WE HAVE DRUGS TO HELP US"

Marc did not care and DIO cried.

The end.